Barbara: I'm so happy for both of you.

Selina: congratulations dear.

Richard: ah finally, we're going to have a Christmas Wedding in our family too.

Cassie: sounds romantic.

Helena: thank you all.

Jason: and we hope you will support us and look after the arrangements.

Jason: and we hope you will support us and look after the arrangements

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Damian: wait a second...

Damian: you are getting married then why the hell are we supposed to look after the arrangements?

Jon: um...

Cassie: for once, I might have to agree with the gremlin.

Damian: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, CASSANDRA MONSTROUS CAIN!

Steph: Dami, behave.

Cassie: no no, bring it on, demonhead. My hands are itching to shed some blood.

Selina: guys, this is supposed to be a time for happiness not petty arguing

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Selina: guys, this is supposed to be a time for happiness not petty arguing.

Damian: don't call me petty, Mrs Wayne.

Jon: what the...

Richard: Mrs Wayne?

Damian: let me rephrase that. Father's Wife.

Selina: okay... But you know you could just call me Mom like the others do.

Jon: Dami hardly ever does anything in the same way as "others" do.

Barbara: guys, hold up.

Barbara: where's Irina?

Tim: uh...

Tim: let me check.

Richard: you mean she's not with you...

Tim: no. In case you forgot, Irina is the CEO at LCorp. She has things to do other than wasting her time chatting to us.

Jason: woah... That came out a little harsh, Babybird.

Tim: my apologies, Jaybird.

Tim: oh and congratulations. Don't worry about the arrangements, we'll work something out.

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