Barbara: I'm so happy for both of you.
Selina: congratulations dear.
Richard: ah finally, we're going to have a Christmas Wedding in our family too.
Cassie: sounds romantic.
Helena: thank you all.
Jason: and we hope you will support us and look after the arrangements.
Damian: wait a second...
Damian: you are getting married then why the hell are we supposed to look after the arrangements?
Jon: um...
Cassie: for once, I might have to agree with the gremlin.
Damian: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, CASSANDRA MONSTROUS CAIN!
Steph: Dami, behave.
Cassie: no no, bring it on, demonhead. My hands are itching to shed some blood.
Selina: guys, this is supposed to be a time for happiness not petty arguing.
Damian: don't call me petty, Mrs Wayne.
Jon: what the...
Richard: Mrs Wayne?
Damian: let me rephrase that. Father's Wife.
Selina: okay... But you know you could just call me Mom like the others do.
Jon: Dami hardly ever does anything in the same way as "others" do.
Barbara: guys, hold up.
Barbara: where's Irina?
Tim: uh...
Tim: let me check.
Richard: you mean she's not with you...
Tim: no. In case you forgot, Irina is the CEO at LCorp. She has things to do other than wasting her time chatting to us.
Jason: woah... That came out a little harsh, Babybird.
Tim: my apologies, Jaybird.
Tim: oh and congratulations. Don't worry about the arrangements, we'll work something out.
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Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...