Taehyung be looking like a whole ass meal. But wtf. Like, he changed his clothes, but he hasn't showered so...sweaty Taehyung in shorts and a denim jacket.
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Pretend he's sweaty
When he sits down next to me I scoot over and take my food with me. There is so. Much. Food. Yee. I begin to stuff my face once again and ignore Taehyungs surprised face. Everyone continues talking and somehow the conversation shifts over to dreams.
Hobi: I had a dream that I was on top of the tallest building
Tae: I had a dream a hamburger was eating me
I spoke casually without looking up.
Me: I had a dream that dumbledore did the renegade and I had screamed at him "THAT IS R00D WITH 2 CAPITALIZED ZEROS" and then he said yeet and floated away and then I woke up
Everyone looked at me with mild concern. I look up.
Me: what?
They shrug and I laugh.
Me: don't judge me
Taehyung, who's seated next to me, sighs.
Tae: ah it's hot in here
He takes off his jacket and has a sleeveless white shirt on. Why must you attack me like this Tae. Tf have I done to you? Before I can stop myself-
Me: daaaaaamn
Everyone's heads turn to me and I put my hands up, admitting.
