H: I mean the ring is a proof in itself, you idiot.
H: by the way, who took this?
J: Ed did. He said he didn't capture our faces just so it would be more fitting with his aesthetic.
H: yeah right... But it's a nice picture.
J: how about we post it? On our Instagram?
H: that's like giving the press an open invitation to haunt us.
J: at least they will stop churning out the stories with me, Kori and Roy. You'd want that to happen, right?
H: I posted it.
J: that's my girl!
J: and I just saw the caption... Seriously, Helena?
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H: what's wrong with that?
J: it's quite intimidating.
H: so?
J: could you not write anything other than that?
H: but it's true.
H: The hottest diva in town is taken, bitches, try your luck elsewhere.
J: and who were you referring to by the term hottest diva?
H: both of us, obviously.
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[ Gotham's Lovebirds ]
Barbara: guys, do you know what just happened?
Richard: Jason proposed to Helena!
Barbara: Dick, you spoiled the moment! I was supposed to tell them that.
Richard: apologies, love. But I just couldn't resist.
Steph: really?
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Barbara: really. He did it in the Iceberg Lounge though and later Helena posted a picture on her Instagram.
Tim: you're not kidding me, right?
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Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔
Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...
