"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it."
"If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do."
[Timothy Drake]
[Started: 02/20/2020]
[Completed: 03...
H: we would be two criminals in a legal relationship, how ironic.
J: and that's the sheer beauty of it.
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J: look, I promise I won't freak out.
H: no.
J: but I bought the ring already!
H: on second thoughts, maybe.
H: but I don't have any ring I could give to you.
J: take out the wire from your bow and twist it to make a circle the size of my finger. That would do for now.
H: you seriously think I would damage my bow for you?
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J: ouch that hurt.
***
H: found one.
J: found what?
H: your ring, idiot. What else?
J: found as in not picked from a garbage can right?
H: of course not, dumbass.
H: besides, no one in their right mind would throw rings in garbage cans.
J: fair enough.
H: found as in I stole it but I'm sure no one would even notice.
J: oh, cool.
J: let's do it somewhere romantic this time. Like really romantic. And not Crime Alley because if this ring fell into the sewer, Dick won't lend me money for another one.
H: how about the Iceberg Lounge?
J: perfect!
***
H: I still can't believe this.
J: don't worry, you can have a picture as a proof.
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