SuperJon: you dropped the f-bomb. Pay up.

BatKid: excuse you?

SuperJon: I'm telling Mom if you don't put in a pence in the swear jar, Connor. Then she'll make you put in a crisp five pound note.

SuperKon: but I didn't say it.

SuperKon: I typed.

SuperJon: doesn't make a difference.

BatKid: if your mother made us use a swear jar, she would have been a billionaire by now.

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SuperJon: guess who's dropping a new single soon?

SuperJon: guess who's dropping a new single soon?

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BatKid: who? Me? Lies...

SuperKon: wait...

SuperKon: I hadn't known you could smile, Damian.

SuperJon: of course he can smile. I have proofs.

BatKid: don't you fucking dare, Jon!

SuperKon: yes you do the dare, Jon, I need proofs.

SuperJon: there you have it.

SuperKon: that's not our Dami

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SuperKon: that's not our Dami.

BatKid: definitely an impostor.

SuperJon: but I have more.

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