Ukraine: Everything okay with Russia?
Belarus: Yeah, he fell asleep five minutes after I locked him in, and he hasn't moved in the last 10 hours. He talks in his sleep.
Russia: I'm gonna rip your head off. I'm gonna rip off your goddamn head, grandma.
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