WE ALL SUCK AT FLIRTING ( The Sds)

salad revenge

Arthur POV

I stared down at my salad. Zeldris already ate half his steak. I silently grabbed the fork, stabbed it into the bowl and took a bite.

GROSS!!! OMG IS THERE RAT POISIN IN THERE OR SOMETHING???!!

I immediately spit out the food and mummered " I'm not leaving a tip." Zeldris looked up at me.

" What's wrong?" He asked.

" Well, the salad tasted really gross..." I said.

Zeldris eye smiled. He giggled. " Mine tasted kind bad too!"

The salads POV

NUUUU THAT HUMAN ATE MY DAD, BFF, GIRLFRIEND, SISTER,BROTHER, AND MY COUSIN!!!! THAT EVVIIIL HUUUMMMAAN. HEEE WIIILLLL PAAAAY!!! I WILL MUUURDDER THAT HUUUUMMMAAAAN. MUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! I WILL MAKE HIM WISH HE NEVER CAME HERE!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! ( Does joker laugh)

Then I heard a voice. It was tomato. " You look like ur about to kill someone." He said with a worried tone.

I chuckled. " Indeed." I said evily. He stared at me, scared.

" Who?" Tomato asked. " That orange haired dude." I said getting kind of angry.

Tomato had a worried look and said, " I hope he doesn't like tomatoes..." " Yea," I said barely paying attention to the conversation. All I wanted to do was to kill that orange haired butthole.

Tomatoes POV

Salad is always suspicious. He makes me worried. Onion and artichoke think he's weird too.

Cheese says he's fine. Cheese is an idiot tho.

Just then, salad attacked orange haired dude and laughed a very evil laugh that no one else could ever do.

Orange haired dude is screaming.

Estarossa POV

" Mel Mel, what did you put in it?" I asked Meliodas.

He chuckled. " You don't want to know~."

Now THAT made me uncomfortable. Arthur was screaming like a little school girl out there and zeldris was laughing like a little yandere school girl.

WTF THE SALAD GREW STICK ARMS AND LEGS!!! OK NOW IM AS SCARED AS ARTHUR IS!!!

Meliodas laughed and arthur seemed like he was about to DIE.

I am actually getting scared. Meliodas and zeldris are fine though.

At this point zeldris was laughing so hard he was crying. I looked around.

" Meliodas." I said. Meliodas turned his head to me. " Yeah?"

" We should Zeldris to the new skating  rink tommorow." I said.

" GOOOOD idea!" Meliodas agreed. So I guess tommorow we are going to the skating rink!