"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it."
"If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do."
[Timothy Drake]
[Started: 02/20/2020]
[Completed: 03...
T: no. But yeah your reaction is kinda expected too.
T: anyways, the little gremlin decided to step out of the closet and has finally said yes to Jon.
I: and who's Jon, if I may ask?
T: Jonathan Kent. He lives in Metropolis and is Clark Kent's youngest son. Clark and Bruce are friends since he works for the Daily Planet and has taken Bruce's interview a lot so they kind of bonded over in the end.
T: but long story short, Jon and Dami went to high school together and were close friends before my lovely brother decided to drop out because in his own words; he doesn't need education as he's already well educated.
I: I can see where this is going...
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T: I bet you can.
T: so there were rumors that Jon and Dami fancied each other but we never paid much attention to it until now. Jon asked him out and he said yes.
I: that's lovely!
T: kind of.
T: and he wants us to accompany him on his date.
I: now that was totally unexpected. Especially as far as Damian is concerned
T: I know right. He wants to make this a double date so that he isn't embarrassed. And also because he wants the press to focus on us instead of him.
I: ah...
I: things have started to make perfect sense now.
T: so shall I pick you up or not?
I: why not? When are you coming?
T: at five.
I: sure, I'll be waiting for you.
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