Grumpy and Henry are next, but here's how to annoy a Oncer
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1. Tell them the show isn't real
2. Pretend to be their least favourite character
3. Call or text them while they're watching the show
4. Speak to than while they're watching the show
5. Call them annoying for talking about it so much
6. Call their favourite character stupid
7. Laugh at them when they show up somewhere sulking in a Monday morning
8. Don't ask them how the show was last night
9. Ask them how the show was last night
10. Don't let them talk about what happened last episode
11. Refuse to watch it
12. Don't admit that you like it once they force you to watch it. They will make you watch it and you will like it...
13. Use you limited knowledge of the show to torture them
14. Make fun of their favourite character's name, personality ect.
15. Tell them to stop freaking out when they see a yellow bug
16. Call the show a baby show
17. Call Killian ugly
18. Call Rumple nice
19. Tell them Emma would hate them
20. Tell them you watched the show, then say "kidding" to see their face light up, then to see a hurricane form...
Part two is coming soon, along with a Grumpy and a Henry version. But up next is a joke chapter!
~Jillchair8e
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Missing Once
FanfictionA series of thoughts, jokes, rants and other funny bits all from a Once Upon a Time fangirl. A sequel to "That Awkward Moment When... OUAT edition" the ORIGINAL Once Upon a Time joke book.
