Missing Once

Ruby Slippers

What in the hell (puns haha) is HAPPENING??
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So it's been a while since one of my rants directly after an episode but this episode was all over the place and so were my emotions so...

Let's start with captain swan, shall we?

I'm kidding. We're gonna start with the focus of the episode. I'm not that wack.

So we'll start with Ruby.

I love that ouat was able to incorporate an lgbtq couple into the show. It's a show about fairy tales, and it modernizes them. If the Evil Queen can be Robin Hood's soulmate, then there shouldn't be any question over Little Red Riding Hood being Dorothy's true love.

That being said, the coupling did confuse me. I've been hoping for Mulan and Ruby to be a thing, literally since they met. It made sense, having an entire episode (5x09) being dedicated to them meeting, and then waking off together at the end. Especially after we knew that Mulan was interested in women after the whole Aurora thing. This storyline just felt a bit rushed to me, but again, I'm so glad the writers were able to incorporate this into the show, and not make it a big deal with the other characters, because that's how it should be.

(But they made me ship it and I don't see them again, I will murder someone with a shoe)
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Moving on, though, to my brotp of brotps.

We're gonna take a moment to appreciate how far Killian and Charming have come, okay?

Done? Okay.

Psych. Remember when they proclaimed their hatred for each other? Remember David telling Killian Emma would never like him?

Yeah, now David basically welcomed Killian to the family and I AM TRASH.

Okay we're don't now.
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Does someone want to explain to me what is going on with Zelena, because one minute she's crying because she wants her daughter back. (We're calling her pistachio because she doesn't have a name) the next she's leaving hell, then she's having a tea party with Belle, then she's giving Regina her ticket out of hell, saying she hates Hades, BUT THEN SHE'S DOWN IN HIS LAIR OF RIVERS WIH HIM, REJECTING HIM, BUT NOT AND MAKING ME SCREAM AT THE TELEVISION FOR THEM TO FREAKING KISS ALREADY OMG.

I don't know who thought this pairing was a good idea, I don't care, but whoever did, BLESS YOU AND YOUR COW.

I'm calling then Satan Squared, that's their ship name. (It's really Zades or underwitch but I think I'm hilarious)

But I swear whoever decided "yes, let's make the king of hell fall hopelessly in love with the wicked witch of the west" was high, drunk, both, or bitter af.
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Also, Snowing killed me. Like I usually brush them off as the old married couple, but their scenes are actually perfect.

I think it's because Josh and Ginny obviously have so much chemistry )because... Well... Married...) But like David basically sacrificing himself so that Snow can get back to their son, and them comforting each other... I just... Adkfidjkshdudndjdurndb I can't.
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Moving on to my favourite subject.

(Captain Swan)

So I know some of us were a little annoyed because we all though CS was going to be getting a true love's kiss this season. And I get that, because they've known each other for three and a half seasons, and Ruby and Dorothy met five seconds ago, but we've gotta remember that good shit is coming.

Yeah, we may not get that tlk, but it's very probable we'll get a heart split, which is basically the same thing as a true love confirmation, the fact that they've been called true love in multiple promos, we get that epic lift kiss (I'm starting to doubt it's a proposal but it's still adorable and has got to mean something big), and we've gotten so much already this season. Let's agree to be happy and not turn into the bitter shippers that complain about everything and harass writers because they don't get what they want. (you all know who I'm talking about, don't lie)

That being said, let's appreciate what we got this episode. Adorable cuddling at the cemetery (lol cuddling at the cemetery), the arm interlocking thingy they do that makes me MELT, her being so proud if him for helping, that hug, and the hand holding. We may not have gotten any big moments, but we still got the subtle little things that make us all swoon. So don't worry, be happy!

(I missed them a lot if you couldn't tell)
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Belle being PISSED at Rumple is actually my new favourite thing, like yes you GO YOU TELL HIM WHAT A SHITHEAD HE IS YOU TELL HIM HE ISN'T GONNA BE THE ONE TO WAKE YOU UP YOU MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE CRAP YOU GO!

(Sorry, Raisin is such an asshole, even to Belle now, and she needs to put him in his place)

(On the floor, with his nose smashed into the wood)
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The promo for 5x19 concerns me.

If you're out of the loop, (SPOILERS) there's like a 90% Robin's a goner, and it looks like that may be James' fault.? In the promo, James pretends to be David and has Robin at gunpoint, threatening him over I don't even know what. I couldn't really get much more out of the three second clip, except Emma and Killian may be there too? If Robin dies and they don't get him back though, Regina is gonna go straight into the deep end again and no one want to deal with that.
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So that basically cover everything. Sorry the updates have been slow, but I'm getting better at that.

I know I've asked this before, but it would mean a lot if you guys could check out my book "Letters to Ghosts of the Past" you can find it by going to my profile, it's a series of poems and letters about the struggles and let-downs of life. I've poured so much of myself into it, and I'd be so grateful for any feedback you guys have. Thank you in advance <3

Thanks for reading,

~Emily