Soooo... That episode wasn't actually that bad?
Like, I wasn't ready to punch a wall at the end of it?
Emma and Killian are so close now and it made me so happy though!!!
And Emma and Regina are besties!
I expected to be crying but wow! Worth the wait, I loved that episode.
One thing though: am I alone in thinking the blue fairy is EXTREMELY SHADY?!? Like, she seemed a little bit off this episode and I have a feeling she might be the author/sorcerer (well, sorceress) or both? I mean, she seems to have been alive since before Rumple became the dark one, so...
Anyway, I feel like I'm going to be really angry at everything later in the season, but right now I'm just REALLY HAPPY OKAY?!?
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Emma: You doing OK after the whole thing with Gold? I know some time has passed but that's gotta' be rough.
Belle: I'm handling it. It helps that I'm keeping tabs on him. Don't tell anyone but I'm 95% sure that he's the "Oxford Professor" emailing me.
Emma: Really? How can you tell?
Belle: Partially because he insisted on using the initials AU, partially because he keeps slipping up with details he's not supposed to know, but mainly because every time I mention a book, a first edition of it shows up in the mail 3 days later.
Emma: He really is not subtle is he?
Belle: I'm sorry, have you *seen* his Enchanted Forrest outfits?
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Killian: Swan showed me how to make portraits with my talking phone!
David: That took you a while...
Emma: Yeah, he's good at buckling swashes and, like, hoisting the mast and all that, but not so good with technology.
Killian: Excuse me I am great at technology, I can even make the magic box do the Net Flicks now.
Emma: It's called the internet.
Killian: Well one typically hoists sails, not masts, love.
Emma: Hush or I'll make you swag the deck.
Killian: SWAB the deck, and the joke's on you because I'll just borrow the noisy dust-eater that lives in Snow's closet and be done in no time.
David: Yeah, I can see you two are great at this.
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Hook: I told you, Swan, I'm a survivor
Hook: I'm not gon' give up
Emma: What?
Hook: I'm not gon' stop
Emma: What?
Hook: I'm gon' work harder
Emma: What?
Hook: I'm a survivor
Emma: What?
Hook: I'm gonna make it
Emma: What?
Hook: I will survive
Emma: What?
Hook: Keep on survivin'
Emma: How do you even know that song?
Hook: Heard it on the radio in Gold's shop. The crocodile HATES this song.
Hook: Or at least he did after a few hours.
Hook: I might be to blame for that.
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Ok, for the next chapter, I want to make another song parody but I want your help! Can you guys leave some song suggestions in the comments and I'll choose a few to make i to parodies? Thanks!
(Also, can I just say I love how so many people have made similar books to this?)
~Emily❤️
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Missing Once
FanfictionA series of thoughts, jokes, rants and other funny bits all from a Once Upon a Time fangirl. A sequel to "That Awkward Moment When... OUAT edition" the ORIGINAL Once Upon a Time joke book.
