•Eraser Tales•(Aizawa)

In the Mood for Mekazoo (6)

"You could be the one that calms her savage beast?"

"She is the savage beast..." he says, " too much work."

"What? You're too tired? Maybe you're just the type of man she secretly longs for and she will melt in your experienced hands?"

"No." Eraser grumbles.

"She's just..."

"Horny? That girl 'bulks up' looking at other people's weight training! I saw her wrestling one of Vlad's students, all 250lbs. She lifted him off the ground, from being pinned while growling and drooling. High androgen- testosterone levels naturally. You know sailors say the hairy ones are the most fun..."

"Eeer what? Sho?"

"Women with more body hair are often a sign of higher levels of testosterone so higher sexual libido. I'm too tired to tame that young lioness in her prime. Celeste is a beautiful young woman though..."

"Shouta just get her to come for fifteen minutes and then leave...." Mic pleads.

"Fine..."

~Time skip 8:45 p.m.~

Celeste looks in her mirror to study the clothes she picked to wear and grumbled. "Why again? So I'm in super horny bitch mode. Their problem is not mine..."

The young woman grabs her wallet and heads down to grab her cab. Aizawa better be there. He is the only one she thinks she could talk to and 'get her' way of thinking.. Then again she has been wrong many.. many times relating to men.

Shouta is dressed in black jeans with a dark blue shirt and his signature scarf with black boots. A couple of blondes have already hit on him, not realizing he is Eraserhead.

The club was beginning to fill up and Aizawa was about at his limit for bodies when the sea of bodies part for a young woman. She has black hair and deep violet colored eyes. Her clothes are skin tight leather pants and a wine red velvet crop top cinched up like a corset. The high heeled boots go over the knee and have a fold of dark red stitched so the boots match her crop top. Celeste is a prime lioness on the prowl, the way the crowd moves for her.

The UA employee walks with swaying hips to the bar counter and taps it with her knuckles. "Dark beer..." she says in a loud voice.

The bartender nods and opens a bottle for her. The UA trouble-shooter rests her arms on the counter and stretch her legs out as to be draped from the counter in a relaxing fashion.

"How are you Eraser? See Mic conned you..."

Shouta let out a snort out,"Yeah...not sure why I am here."

"Mic convinced you, as I know I said I wouldn't unless you showed up and here you are..."

"I'm leaving when this beer is gone..." Shouta says coldly.

"Nope...you, Mic and I are going to play a game of 'Kinky Bastard Dare' before you leave."

"Kinky Bastard Dare'?" Shouta rolls his eyes.

"Uh huh...Mic!!!"Celeste yells at the top of her lungs.

"Fuck! You can out yell Hizashi and he has a quirk!" Aizawa grumbles again.

"My neighbors hated me back in Seattle..."

"Lived in an apartment?"Aizawa asks.

"No, cul de sac..." Celeste winks.

"Celeste you made it! What's the plan for my fine looking listener?" Mic inquires.

Aizawa dryly interrupts, "Kinky Bastard Dare."