Nickel: Remember when us guys hanged out on valentines day because we were sad sacks without a date?
Balloony: Nickel, we still do that.
Cloudy: Except Roboty got a date.
Nickel: Don't remind me.
Firey: I refused a date.
Coiny: My man, you truly are one of us.
Firey: She ended up begging me but I still said no.
Nickel: I-WHAT?!
Firey: Problem?
Nickel: Firey, my dude. I respect you and all but fuck you.
Clock: He almost had a date and he's flexing that fact on us loners.
TV: BURN THE HERETIC! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
Firey: I didn't mean that, guys.
Nickel: I AM STILL EMOTIONALLY HURT!
Stapy: Imagine liking your best friend and then getting cucked by her worst enemy.
Marker: I was there for that.
Gelatin: Did Eraser get a date too?
Nickel: Hell If I know.
Donut: Eraser and his Cool Gang went out do some weird shenanigans or something.
Donut: Also, Fries decided to be a real bro and made chocolate for us sad saps. Come to the kitchen if you want some.
Balloony: Fries is a true bro.
Cloudy: Agreed.
Coiny: I'm going to get that chocolate!
Black Hole: I also got some chocolate from the neighborhood girls. You guys want some? I have way too many.
Clock: I know you mean well but . . . damn that stings.
STAI LEGGENDO
Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.
UmorismoYeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made. Praise the BFB Crack God.