Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.

Dungeon and Dead Guys PT3

Puffball: So since we don't really have anything to trade, can we like, mug the hiker?

Pen: Sure, roll an odd.

Puffball: /Roll

Dice: 2

Pen: You failed and your attempted robbery is foiled when the hiker calls for help.

Eraser: I stop him.

Pen: Roll an even.

Eraser: /Roll

Pen: 6

Tree: How is Eraser always getting what he wants?

Pen: Rape uses his tentacles to snap the man's neck.

Pen: This act of cruelty has rewarded Rape 23 gold, and a hiker's stick.

Eraser: I'll give 14 gold to RainSparkle.

Puffball: PRINCESS RainSparkle.

Pen: No need to roll for that. 

Cake: Whipp and co. continue onwards to where the . . . arousal is coming from.

Pen: As you continue on, you find a bush of berries. 

TV: I guess we can take some.

Pen: Roll above 3 for success.

TV: /Roll

Dice: 3

Pen: The berry picking disturbs a horde of goblins who are angry at you for stealing their berries.

TV: Aw crap.

Icy: Break their spines

Pen: Roll an even.

Icy: /Roll

Dice: 2

Icy: Aw yeah!

Pen: You easily dispatch 3 of the goblins with ease. You gain 18 exp and 4 gold. 

Pen: Angered by your attacks, 2 goblin archers attempt to shoot you. All of you roll an odd to dodge. You'll use a ten sided die for this one.

Eraser: /Roll

Puffball: /Roll

Cake: /Roll

Tree: /Roll

TV: /Roll

Icy: /Roll

Bracelety: /Roll

Dice: 3/ 2/ 7/ 5/ 8/ 2/ 4.

Pen: Eraser, Cake, and Tree are hit by an arrow, lost 4 hp each.

Tree: I drop a tree onto the archers.

Pen: Roll above 4.

Tree: /roll

Dice: 3

Pen: The tree falls over, but misses the goblins. The goblins then push the log towards you.

Bracelety: I have Icy be protected with an ice shield!

Pen: Roll below 3

Bracelety: /Roll

Dice: 1

Pen: Icy is now protected from the log. The rest of you are screwed.

Puffball: God damn it, Bracelety.

Icy: At least I'll be here for your funerals.

Tree: Icy

Icy: Yeah?

Tree: Shut up.

Icy: At least I didn't screw us over in the first place.

Eraser: BURN!

TV: She got ya there, Tree.