meep: i'm speechless
peppermintae: you should be, yoongus, you should be.
jimonchérie: w-wait how do i know your not a lizard and you just told us that bc u feel bad for us humans and you want to save us.
peppermintae: HOLY FUCK WHAT IF I AM!?!??!
peppermintae: there is no more taehyung everyone, just call me lizartae geckhyung
:(
dumbkook: I AM GOING TO MARRY A LIZARD GUYS WTH!?!??!??
hobihobo: u what
dumbkook: oh aha hahahaha nvm
hobihobo: hahah that reminds me
hobihobo: when yoongi and i were little he wanted to be a firefighter and i wanted to sell lizards on a black market
hobihobo: hah fucking firefighter yoongi, really?
meep: istg-
meep: i'm gonna write in caps be prepared
meep: WHY THE HELL
meep: ARE WE TEXTING ABOUT LIZARDS
meep: AND HOW THE HELL
meep: DOES TAE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF
dumbkook: babie has a bright fantasy
peppermintae: fantasy? you think this is all just in my head 🤨
dumbkook: i-i mean you came up with it in your head so
peppermintae: hmh
famjoon: rip dumbkook 😔
jintleman: oh hey forgot ur here
famjoon: wym i have always been here i just didn't want to join a dumb convo about lizards
jintleman: dumb? how in hell is this dumb, this could be a big topic to talk about you know
famjoon: what would it change tho?
jintleman: MAYBE IT COULD CAUSE ANOTHER WORLD WAR AND INTERNATIONAL MONEY CRISIS
jimonchérie: and the tea is just spilling over my timeline oof
meep: same m8
jimonchérie; you sush u started all this drama
meep: what how in hell?
jimonchérie: well obviously we wouldn't be arguing atm if it wasn't you
meep: excuse me? i was just trying to commit to u guys k i n d l y that this theory is dumb
peppermintae: hello >:(
dumbkook: don't listen to him
peppermintae: you know, i don't think my FANTASY can handle anything on it's own, so listening to someone would be a great option, jeon jeongguk.
famjoon: oh shit he used the confusing korean name and the period
jintleman: and you are the smart one here huh
famjoon: what i-
dumbkook: I CALL @MEEP AND @FAMJOON WHAT IS HAPPENING
famjoon: THE HECK IDK
meep: r they on their man period
hobihobo: no you guys have just been fooled
meep: wait what
peppermintae: it's true >:)
jimonchérie: we wanted to give you guys a sneek peek of what we can do in drama class
jintleman: cause guess what bitches, we in!
meep: why am i not even surprised smh
big dicks and yoongi
famjoon: are we fucked? yeth
meep: what re we gonna do? meth
dumbkook: what are we gonna commit? death
famjoon: u g h they gave me a heart attack
dumbkook: wait what are we gonna do now
meep: ion know kid
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(A/N: omg tmr is valentine's day
....
where do all the hamburgers take their girl on valentine??
to a meatball :))))
sorry)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
lizartae geckhyung 🦎🤩
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