America:......
France: "that's just mean".
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UN: "when did you all get trusting issues ?"
America: "when Britain murder my mother in front of me....."
UN: "ooohh"
Malaysia: "when Indonesia ate all of my Milo"
Indonesia: "I said I was sorry!"
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Canada: "Why do you make so many memes ?"
America: "To hide my depression"
Canada: "America you need to see your therapist agai-"
——-I am starting to realize that I make a lot jokes about depression I might have it again......——————————
China: "I am dying and people or making jokes about it in the internet"
Russia: "people make jokes about everything you dumbass-
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Russia: "I think I am gay"
Japan: "I think I am lesbian"
China: "I think I am pan"
Ireland: "I think I am asexual"
America: "I think I am a disappointment"
Australia: "I think I am straight"
Canada: "I think I am bi"
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When ever America smiles Canada be like
"You so fucking precious when you smile ".
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Austria: "are you sexual active ?"
Hungary: "Why you trying to smash ?"
Austria: "yes and no and I am a doctor"
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When the allies play games together.
China: "Russia would you join me and America on a threesome ?"
Russia: "oh hell Yeah"
France: "What"
Britain: "What"
America: "I am feeling unsafe at the moment"
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When France was a man.
France: "you wanna go out ?"
Britain: " I am not gay"
When France was women
France: "Wanna go out"
Britain: "I am not straight"
France: "then what are you ?"
Britain: "British"
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South Korea: "Japan what are you doing ?"
Japan: "just reading myself a bedtime story"
South Korea: "...I swear if that he-
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Russia: "you wanna fuck ?"
America: "no I like ducks"
Russia: "Wha-
America: "Disney channel"
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Ireland: "Hey Wales how life"
Wales: "terrible"
Ireland: "why ?"
Wales: "my boyfriend left me for his brother".
Ireland: "aw that roug-
Wales: "and I am screwing your younger brother"
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China: "I may be old but I can still dance"
Hing kong: "Stop before you break a hip!"
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