soobin: It's been almost 15 minutes... can you at least give me a hint?
soobin: Are you still on the same floor?
y/n: Yes
soobin: Are you near the desk organizers?
y/n: No
soobin: A proper hint, pleaaaase?
y/n: Oodermb
soobin: Is that a Swedish word?
y/n: No
y/n: It's your hint, read it again
soobin: Still says oodermb to me
y/n: Are you sure?
soobin: (sighs) "Where is she.... oh! Excuse me?"
IKEA worker: "Hello. Are you finding everything today?"
soobin: "No, I'm actually looking for something."
IKEA worker: "Sure. What is it that you're looking for?"
soobin: "This."
[SOOBIN shows cellphone]
IKEA worker: "Ooh-derm-buh?"
soobin: "Sure, that."
IKEA worker: "Hm... that doesn't sound familiar to me at all."
soobin: "So it's not a Swedish word?"
IKEA worker: "Maybe I can still help you. What category is the item in? Kitchen? Living room?"
soobin: "I don't know..."
IKEA worker: "Do you know what it looks like?"
soobin: "Really pretty, shorter than me, rosy cheeks--"
IKEA worker: "Sir, it sounds like you're describing a person, not an item."
soobin: "She is a person."
IKEA worker: "Right...... I have to go on my lunch break."
[IKEA WORKER leaves]
soobin: "Shoot." (sighs) "Ooh-derm-buh..."
[SOOBIN's phone vibrates]
y/n: I heard that
y/n: You called me pretty
soobin: You're nearby??
y/n: I said I gave you a hint
soobin: No you didn't
y/n: I did
y/n: You're just reading it too literally
soobin: "Where are you!"
[CUSTOMERS stare]
y/n: Yikes, okay if you don't get it in 1 minute I'll come out and meet you
y/n: Just don't do that again lol
soobin: "Ooh-derm-buh........ oh. Oh."
soobin: I got it
