soobin: "You know, I've never been to IKEA before."
y/n: "What?"
soobin: "Yeah. So not only is this our first date but my first time at IKEA too."
y/n: "A monumental moment."
soobin: "It really is."
y/n: "What are you doing?"
soobin: "Is it against the rules to hold your hand?"
y/n: "N-no..."
soobin: "Great. Now lead the way because this place looks enormous."
y/n: "Where to even begin? Are you hungry?"
soobin: "Maybe later."
y/n: "Then let's wander around!"
soobin: "Wow... they have so many different desks... and chairs and pillows..."
y/n: "It's the world of aesthetic."
soobin: "Right? I suddenly feel like I'm a really organized person just looking at this stuff."
y/n: "What would you buy from here?"
soobin: "Maybe that coffee table over there even though I barely drink coffee. So maybe I'd just stack some books on top of it."
y/n: "Very aesthetic."
soobin: "Thank you."
y/n: "And what else?"
soobin: "Maybe that cart over there. Or that bookshelf. What about you?"
(silence)
soobin: "Wha-- where did she go?"
[SOOBIN's phone vibrates]
y/n: Gotcha
y/n: Hide and seek starts now
y/n: Come find me
soobin: Cheater!
soobin: You distracted me with fancy furniture
y/n: Does that mean you're giving up already?
soobin: I'm no quitter
soobin: You're going down
