Haikyuu Texts

1 team mom chats

A/n in Japan if u drive at 180mph or faster cops don't even try to catch u or report it to other cops

Be nice kids added Iwachan, moniwa, semi semi, secret model, Kita and momma kat

Iwachan but I'm already in the team dad chat......

Semi semi damn

Semi semi u need nerve pills or something for dealing with ur team

be nice kids as a single parent.

Iwachan no not anymore

Kita why was I added to this?

Semi semi so me and Suga had this idea we are like mom chat to gossip and we didn't know who from Inarizaki (help me I can't spell) to add so we were like ask the look a likes and here u are.

Iwachan that's actually how Aran was added to the dads chat

Be nice kids so I was going to the club room bc I left my jacket in there yesterday and I opened the door not thinking to knock right.

Momma kat who was having sex in there?

Be nice kids no one

Be nice kids but Hinata and Noya had Hinatas little sister with them and were having a tea party in tearras and feathery boas.

Be nice kids and i was sitting in there for like thirty minutes with them because and I can't stress this enough AWWWW

Moniwa wholesome 🥰

Be nice kids ya too bad they had to break the window to get in Daichis gonna kill them.

Momma kat.......

Secret model that story is nice and all but why we're they in the club room?

Be nice kids Hinatas mom has friends over so he and Natsu were at the local park and ran into Noya who didn't say what he was doing and apperently Natsu wanted to have a tea party but neither of the big kids wanted to go home yet so they broke into the club room.

Semi semi Shitabu sassed me so I put water in my hand, stood behind him and pretened to sneeze and throw the water on him

Moniwa......

Secret model that is honestly the level of petty I want to accomplish

Momma kat ONE STORY WAS CUTE AND SHIT THEN THE OTHER ONE IS LIKE FUCK WITH ME AGAIN BITCH AND I LOVE IT

Kita The Miyas were fighting over who's serve was better earlier and I just grabbed popcorn and watched. Aran, Akagi and Suna came back from the vending machine and was like what this time and are u gonna stop it. So I pointed to the other three bags of popcorn for them and told them what they were fighting about. So now we're watching them actually punch each other and I'm really glad that they don't wanna do boxing. I'll stop them whenever I see blood.

Kita which will be now Atsumu just bit Osamu

Secret model sounds fun

Momma kat changed their name to demon senpai

Demon senpai so practice ended early and Kuroo like every day was gonna treat us to meat buns/whatever we wanted so yada yada we leave the store and on the way back we see a cat stuck in a REALLY tall tree

demon senpai so Lev and Kuro want to get it down well Lev climbs on Kuroo and is standing on his shoulders idk don't ask why or how he didn't fall