Paige: Are you talking about that crack head you used to work with?
Harry: Yeah that's the one! It's been, uh, It's been peaceful around here working on the show without him.
Larry: Oh brother, this show STINKS!
*Record Scratch*
Harry: Huh?
Larry: My script looks like a used condom.
Shrignold: My script IS a used condom!
Larry: Come on, let's get out of here!
Harry: WAIT! What if I offered you some free coochie!
Everyone: *stares at Harry*
Harry: *pulls his pants down to expose his junk*
Larry: Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. *leaves with everyone else*
Harry: NO WAIT! DON'T GO! *sobs* Oh no! No no Nooooo! *growls* We need to get that stupid crack head back! Our current script writer is capsizing the integrity of my business!
*Fapping noises*
Steak Guy: I'll be done in a minute!
Paige: You can take my car!
(Trio get inside the car)
Robin: Harry, do you know how to drive?
Harry: Nope. *steps on gas*
Manny: We're coming for you, Dad!
Harry: That's what she said!
~~~
Tony: And so you see Colin, basically technology is horse shit, including you.
Colin: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Very interesting.
(Trio drive through the wall near Tony and Colin)
Robin: Harry, WHY would you take the drivers seat IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!?!?!
Harry: Oh I lied. I know how to drive. I was just really hoping a paraplegic was on the other side of that wall.
Colin: What is the meaning of this!?
Manny: We're on a quest to find my dad, Roy!
Tony: Roy? Why would you want anything to do with that mental case?!
Harry: I need a decent partner again!
Robin: I need PEACE and QUIET!
Manny: ...
Ronin: *slaps Manny*
Manny: Oh! Uhhh- I need him to shave my ass.
Harry: We don't have any leads. As a matter of fact, uhhh- I guess it's kinda senseless driving around aimlessly.
Robin: Yeah didn't really think this through, did we?
Tony: I know where he is.
Manny: YOU DO!?
Tony: Yeah. Saw him a few months leaving the E.R. when I came in from my routine alcohol poisoning.
He was heading off to the mountains, muttering something about getting lost. Figured it some spiritual shit.
Harry: Well, what are we waiting for? Off to the mountains!
Trio: Yeah! *leaves*
Tony: Now where was I?
Colin: Hmmm seems you have a case of forget a whosie whatis.
Tony: Are you sure you're a computer?
Colin: Sometimes I like to snort WD-40.
(Meanwhile at the mountains)
Manny: Daaaaad!
Robin: Rooooy!
Harry: Where are ya, ya asshole?!
Robin: Rooooy!
Manny: It's no use! I guess I'll have a butt jungle forever!
Unless-
Robin: No.
Harry: Well I guess it's back to creating 'Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared'.
Robin: Why would you call it that? Who wouldn't want to be hugged if they were scared?
Manny: Well, this one's for you, buddy. *takes out bubble wand and screams into it, creating a huge bubble* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
(The bubble pops and it echo's Manny's yell across the whole town)
Johnson: There's that voice again! I just can't escape it! *cocks gun and points it to his head*
(Back to the trio)
Manny: *sighs* Let's go.
(As the trio starts to leave, they hear footsteps behind them)
Trio: *Gasp*
Roy: Who the fuck is yelling at this time of day?! I'M TRYING TO WATCH REAL HOUSE WIVES!!!
Manny: Dad! There you are! Why do you sound different?
Roy: Ahahahahaha! Oh MANNY, I have bronchitis!
Harry: That's really what were going with, huh?
Roy: I was asking the doctor over and over and over and over how to get rid of it and he told me to take a hike. So that's what I did.
Manny: Wow.
Roy: Yeah so he was completely useless.
Manny: So does this mean you'll be in more fics now?
Roy: *long over exaggerated laugh* No.
(The End.)
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