Please Stay With Me (Minecraft Daycare Oneshots)

Minecraft Daycare: Here We Go Again | Teaser (Part 2/3)

Kat: And Tony.

Ryan: Sure him too.

Ryan: And I love Tina, but I'm a tsundere this season so I can't tell her and I have to keep leading her on so she becomes more of a yandere.

Ryan: #ToxicRelationshipGoals!

Tina: What?

Ryan: What?

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Tina: So because of a story that happens in a parallel universe to ours and is also in the future, we now ship Kony. #Kony everyone!

Kat: What?

Tina: What?

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Sabre: So because this love triangle gag has been going on for far too long, and because Cookie is apparently a lesbian now-

Cookie: Is there a problem with me coming out as a lesbian?

Sabre: No, of course not. It just means I can't date you.

Sabre: Anyways, because of those reasons, I'm going to disappear now.

Sabre: But like, don't let the brain people know why I left. Just gloss over it like you did with Thomas and The Director.

Cookie: What?

Sabre: What?

Ryan: Is this going to happen EVERY time we break the fourth wall? 'Cause that happens a lot around here.

Tina: Yep!

Cookie: What?

Sabre: What?

Tina: What?

Ryan: What?

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Tina: Okay, Daycare kids! A couple of announcements! First: Due to the threat of demonetization, the Knife Squad is now the Slingshot Squad.

Tina: Here are your slingshots.

Tina: I had Unicorn clone them, even though it would have been easier, and more cost efficient if I just went to the store and bought more.

Kat: But... Isn't shooting rocks at people still violent?

Tina: Not as violent as knifes, unfortunately.

Lizzie: Well, I read that this tiny guy named David killed this giant guy with just one precisely aimed rock and a slingshot.

Tina: Look, I don't make the rules, the YouTube algorithm does.

Lizzie: What?

Tina: What?

Tina: Anyways Second: #Gabre is out as Sabre disappeared with no explanation.

Cookie: Uhh. Actually-

Tina: NO EXPLANATION. So now #Goldycorn is in. I need your help to make it popular.

Kat: But how?

Tina: How does a fandom get ANYTHING popular?

Cookie: Clickbait?

Lizzie: Fan Art?

Kat: Fan Fiction?

Tina: Yes, all of those. Get on it.

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"Uhhh. What is this? The girl asked, looking at the pages in the notebook.

"Isn't it the sneak peek at your new book?"

"No, this isn't right..."

"Then what is it?"

"Hang on, let me look at the title..." The girl flipped back a few pages. "So This Is Basically Minecraft Daycare? No this isn't right..."

"Where did you put the teaser then?"

"Uhhh..."

"Don't tel me you forgot where you put it!"

"Fine! I won't tell you."

"Oh my gosh..."

"Oh! I know! I'll just make this a three parter!"

"A three parter book teaser?"

"Why not? It'll buy me time to find the rest of the teaser."

"Alright." Ryan said as if he was giving up. "I'll tell the Slingshot Squad to start searching."

"Thank you!"

"Whatever... You better make this book worth a THREE PART TEASER." Ryan said, walking off.

"Yeah yeah yeah... Anyways guys I'll see you soon for the last part of the trailer! See you soon! Peace!"