Aries: Ben Drowned
Taurus: Hoodie
Gemini: Eyeless Jack
Cancer: Jeff the Killer
Leo: Judge Angels
Virgo: The Puppeteer
Libra: Bloody Painter
Scorpio: Smile Dog
Sagittarius: Sally
Capricorn: Ticci Toby
Aquarius: you sleep on the kitchen floor. enjoy.
Pisces: didn't I say they didn't want you?