The Anonymous Confessor

SEASON SIX EPISODE TWO New year resolution

So abi you know say first month in the semester bi dull waaaa...nothing better Dey happen😂😂😂😂 That bi when non-virgins Dey turn virgins..and the second semester began in a new year...sooo new year new me things....😂😂😂😂 Non-virgins become Virgins, the boys wey dem Dey eat plenty girls rydi dem say they have changed and will date only one girl wey dem no go fornicate again...the Shoddies wey dem Dey chop niggers Demma money, rydi dem say they are INDEPENDENT WOMEN..like all the funny new year new me resolutions you barb..Me my own was that...I won't have a girlfriend for the entire year..Single life bi ma calling...#singlelifeisbae😂😂😂 Charle..my heart was messed up sekof Keisha oo..but I'm still healing ..Ebi time🙏🏽 Me err..atell God everything oo...31st night errr....the way I speak the tongues errrr..shun!!!! Charle...this year err..I'm increasing my spiritual life na the heaven no..Adey want go some..So Charle..that bi ma new year resolution...📝 So after a month of a peaceful semester with no worries in life..Something happened..ahh...Abi you Dey kai say Keisha text me wey areply am..and that was a month ago..Charle..as areply she no reply oo😂😂😂 hmm..So Ebi after a month wey this girl decide say she go reply me..eiiiii..hmmm....So I saw a text from
Keisha as I was on my way to the JQB bus stop no..like na aclose from lectures ....me errr..ma data always Dey on Sekof Charle...I'm on the hunt for job and money so ano dey off ma data like that😂......so asee the text..and it read... "please meet me at the JQB car park..I saw you heading towards the bus stop." After reading it I was first of all shocked because she actually replied me and is asking me to come and see her...Now this is very interesting 🤔...so I decided to go and see her..I went to the car park and I saw her car...I then went to the driver's door and knocked on her glass as if I was a begger😂😂😂😂 oh Charle..so as she see me..my people...she smiled oooooooooooo...as she smile my eye get pass anything..my heart began to beat as I was admiring her beautiful smile and her cute dimples which just got me to say...Hi Keisha😂😂😂 with a solemn calm romantic voice.....🔥😍😍Herh...like ..I was in love again🔥🔥❤️ ...like..my dead love for her had resurrected..though the love was not completely dead but Charle..it felt like the day I met her for the first time😭 So as atalk Hi Keisha..she was like..please enter the car..aww what a lady😆..very polite☺️..Boy..as Adey enter the car..I heard someone calling my name...I turned to look at who it was and it was Chantelle..eiii...as she see say aturn ma face n))...she approached me and we were chatting..Chantelle was like...You vanished after class..why were you in a hurry..? As curious as she was..she looked inside the car to see who the person was and noticed Keisha..Chantelle then looked at me and you could see she was uncomfortable and said in a low voice..I will see you later and went away..🚶🏾‍♀️Hmm..I felt bad but I didn't know why I felt bad to be honest..I was even confused but I entered the car and Keisha drove off..Keisha drove me to my hall and when we got there..I said ..Ermm...thanks..and as I was getting out she was like..excuse me but I am
Not your Uber driver...🤯I asked you to see me because I wanted us to talk..Ma face try gyimii small 😂 😥So she was like...I know we've broken up and all..but I would like us to be friends ..Yes I still love you and yes I would want to work things out but I just think it would be much better if we remain friends so what do you say??...So I was confused and hurt.I was confused because Keisha was talking as if I had told her that I wanted her back though I want her back but I don't recall telling her that I wanted her back so I was kinda confused as to why she was saying this and I was hurt because I realized at that moment...there was not going to be an "US" anymore..💔So I just said ok. I did myself hard boy things Sekof see...elef small👌 Na Adey come cry sekof see Adey miss am...Herh..Adey miss am pass anything...🥺🥺🥺seeing her alone made me want to put a baby in her so that she'll be mine forever🤰🏾🤱🏾😂😂😂..oh Charle..I just couldn't stop admiring her and as I kept admiring her..I was reminiscing on some memories we had together..Hmm..So this girl paaa wey I mess up no..Hmm..Ego bi..God dey..humph..So as we fini Dey talk wey alef the car and went to my room...I didn't even look back to watch her leave oo..I just went straight to my room and went straight to my bed...Hmm..I just wanted to forget it all..seeing her and all the feelings I caught..so yes...I did the most stupidest thing...Imagine what I did??😂😂 Yoooo!!! I called Alexie..and told her that I was coming over to her place..As atalk am that thing..she sef na she conf😂😂 But Charle..as aflow am..she say sure.ano paa day ein eye go get waaaa😂 but Charle I just wanted to forget my encounter with Keisha and talking with Alexie was the best because I know by all means She will get me angry and I will eventually forget about Keisha 😂😂😂..so Charle..I was about leaving my room when I had a call..I picked up the phone and it was Chantelle who was calling ...Lol..I got scared seeing her name...like I don't know why...to be honest...😂😂😂😂😂So I picked the call and she was like can we talk? Eii..Not even a Hello sef..Straight to the point "can we talk?" This statement errr..if girl talk you say "can we talk" just know say she Dey come breakup plus you 😂😂😂...you for just start dey cry😂😂😂...Anyways..So I was like..sure..what's up? She replied..I thought you said you've broken up with Keisha so what the f**k were you doing in her car? Huh!!!!..Eiiii..Kw3rh..the girl used the F word On me ooooo..chai..But ahh..this girl paaa..me den am no dey comot sef ..so why she Dey behave like that..I replied her by saying..Chantelle, Keisha and I have broken up and she wanted to talk to me so as to establish a friendship level..now..Chantelle, to be honest..I know you have feelings for me and all but I don't think you have the right to talk to me with the use of the F word..You've really given me doubts about what you feel for me because if you did have feelings for me ..you wouldn't use the F word even when you're angry..I wouldn't ever use such a word on you ..hmm...I'm really hurt and I don't think you and I can work things out...I thought we were gonna be a thing but you seem not to trust me in the first place..We haven't even started dating and this is how you're behaving..hmm..as soon as atalk fini...I hang up the call..she called several times and I actually turned off my phone ...See make aflow you something...don't let anyone talk to you anyhow...Especially if the person claims he or she loves you ...One thing I understand about love is this..when you love someone, you wouldn't say or do anything to hurt them..so if you really wanna know if a person loves you or values you..watch his or her tongue..
Charle, Alexie Dey wedge me sef😂😂🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

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