Inner thoughts : she has given David all the lights not only green😌😌😌😆😆😆yellow! Pink! Green! Purple! Peach! Burgundy!, yellow!
I only rolled my eyes at my inner thoughts who kept mentioning colors.
" I don't know I think there are signals coming from me, small small signals "
Inner thoughts :😯😯😯😒😒Heat waves!! You mean😂😂😂 sex demanding kind of heat wave 😉
"Well he should be fast oo, I think Kevin os coming back today, so I'll see you later oh and Amy may God provide a better date for you today"
I only laughed at her prayer before seeing her off,right after she finished my well prepared noodles
Mom and dad left later in the day, without saying a word to neither Ada or I. Who knew what those two were up to. Ada was studying for her jamb, so I didn't bother her with fixing me up. Today I was going to because natural as possible.
It was 6pm by the time I had left the house and when I got to restaurant I felt I was too early.I ordered for the snacks and started eating, with my inner thoughts still as ice before a man walked up to me.
I looked up to discover Johnson staring at me
"Let me guess, you're here to see someone and you are hungry, but he's not here so you are filling your tummy with snacks which would only result to eating less food just like you did on the day we went out "
I only laughed at his comment, Johnson had come to hang out with friends but when he saw me he decided to greet me. We ended up agreeing we were going on another date at least to make up for the first one.
As soon as he left I dove into my snacks and kept waiting for my date to arrive, he did thirty minutes later and I was shocked to find out who it was.
He walked to my table and greeted me
"Brother Samson! Wow I didn't expect him, who I was waiting for to be you "
Inner thoughts : I can already sense a big disaster brewing up, this your brother samson just decided to ruin the name "suit'.Biko what is he wearing? 😢😢 how can he ridicule his body like this. He looks like that pop up lollipop so tiny inside a big satchet.How long has he worn these shoes 40 years😂😂😂
I just ignored my inner thoughts and focused on brother Johnson. He ordered food for the both of us and we started eating. I wanted to start up the conversation but he beat me to it.
"You know sister Amaka, ever since God revealed to me to change my display picture on Facebook, things have changed. The ladies now reply their messages., I knew you wouldn't even accept to go on this date if you knew who I was"
Inner thoughts : This one is a con man in the lord😂😂😂God revealed to you ke?
He decided to bring up the word of God while we were eating, I tried many times to divert from that seeing that we were on a date . But bother Samson continued, he started from creation, God's purpose of creation went down to sin and continued to redemption.
Inner thoughts : His name is Samson right? When will you shave his hair so that he'll become weak and just shut up 😖😖😖
So you know the book of Romans chapter 12 vs....... " He still continued talking. It was two hours of intense bible study exercise. He even removed the coat he was putting on and hung it on the chair to make his hand flexible enough for demonstration.
By the time he had finished I was tired and sleepy.
" That reminds me sister Amy, you never come for the rehearsals we hold at my house why? ".
" I'm not usually free on Fridays, even though I'm more comfortable with the one held in church "
" The lord has revealed to me that you should come to my house for the next one, because that's where it is holding"
After twenty minutes of more torture he decided it was time for us to go.
When I finally got a cab, I decided to hug him and after I did, I regretted even thinking of hugging him.
Inner thoughts : 😷😷😷His body odor has fractured my lungs😫😫😫😫!! God please reveal to him a deodorant to use.
By the time I got home, Ada had already slept. So I went to my chart and gave brother Samson 30%
Inner thoughts : he doesn't even deserve that, he almost killed me with his Body odor 😭😭😭
Just as I wanted to close my eyes and sleep, I got a text from David to come outside, he has definitely made it a habit to be sleeping at his sister's.
When I came out he was happy, of course I was happy to see him too. We talked about the progress he had made and he even told me that he was slightly improving with the way he related with people.
Inner thoughts : please just make this meeting snappy tonight, I need my beauty sleep. I have not recovered from the session with bro samson🙄🙄
When it was time to go, he stopped me.
He said he had a surprise for me, but I had to wear a blind fold first, I noticed that he was nervous but I hoped it was not another expensive gift.
I agreed and put it over my eyes, a bit curious and scared but my inner thoughts only made matters worse.
Inner thoughts : And he finally turned into a psychopath and killed us😭😭😭, I think he's going to kill you!! Take it off
"Shut up!!! He's not, you don't even know what he......."
I was cut off by something that felt like someone's lips on mine
Inner thoughts: 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
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How are we doing? I know it's been long but whew! Aren't we just loving these blindfolds 😉
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My Twelve Random Dates
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