Wow! sister was it that bad? You gave him a minus 5,he must have really been a perv. "Ada said while staring at the grade before her.
" trust me, had it been you saw him, you would have kicked or slapped him. Don't even get me started on his job, his irritating gaze" I shook momentarily recalling the man's face. "The man sales fake drugs and he even told me, Ada the next date I'm going on I promise I won't let you give me your lukewarm appearance. It has been causing me issues "
Ada chuckled "Sister trust me, it's not the look it's the men. There's absolutely nothing wrong with looking like a diva, I mean you were not naked. some men just lack self control that's it, so did you later speak with David? "
I turned to the mirror and started brushing my hair
"Yes I did and I'm supposed to meet him by 12,once I'm done with him I'll head back home where ill find something very cold, ice cold to wear "
When David called I was still trying to find a cold outfit for my next date but I had to meet him. The longer his gift stayed with the more uncomfortable I was.
I wanted to wear a gown to go meet but on a second thought I decided to go very casually dressed.
I picked up a jean trouser with a jersey and a sandals and left. This time maybe he won't be tensed and the I's would be limited.
He had come to pick me with his car and I was very surprised at what he was doing when I saw him.
He was standing in front of the gate that led to our street with a baby on his shoulder, he was patting the baby to stop her from crying.
Inner thoughts : He might be shy, but his sperm cells aren't. They know how to relate with the ovums
😌😌😌
"Jesus! Would you just shut up, we are not even sure the baby is his. Don't jump into conclusions please.
Inner thoughts :Don't make me look bad, you're thinking the same thing. I'm only making it easier for you 🙄🙄
"Don't think for me ok, you're always saying crazy things "
Inner thoughts: Your calling me crazy, lol! You're talking to me on the road, I'm not the one people will call crazy🤪
I noticed that some people were staring at me because I was talking to myself, so I started singing and smiling.
Inner thoughts :very creative! 😂
When I was finally standing in front of David I was glad that he was looking at my face this time.
"You're quite early, it's only 11:50am. Thought you'd be at work now"
He gave me a quick smile before speaking.
"No I uh, I ummm I'm on live. I've been working so hard so it wasn't difficult getting one plus the branch manager is my uncle "
"wow that's nice, this baby is cute, where's her mom? I don't think you are doing a good job at that, let me hold her" I reached out to the baby and she turned and was eager to leave his hands.
Inner thoughts : where's her mother really! Cut to the chase and go straight to -is she your daughter? 🙄🙄
David handed the baby over to me and she loosened up. I had never held a baby since my baby cousin was born. That was 9years ago,we didn't have younger siblings so we never enjoyed holding babies.
"She really likes you" David said smiling
Inner thoughts :😲 Did he just make one sentence without the I's and umm, was hoping to hear she uh, she umm she uh
I smiled back at him, " she knows I'm a future mother, why are we still standing here let's go to the car. The heat is making her uncomfortable "
"Her mother told me to hold her for a minute, she went in to get wipes, Didnt know she'd take too long " he said not sure if leaving the spot was a good idea.
"The baby is not comfortable under the sun, let's wait for her in your car"
Inner thoughts : Am I the only one noticing that the I's are not coming out? 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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My Twelve Random Dates
HumorI tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another ques...
