Orange x pear every day sizzzzz

Orange and friends being idiots

* your freee trial has expired *
Orange: * chuckles * you fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Pear: * weezeing and crying *
Grapefruit: are you referring to eggfucker1 eggfucker2 eggfucker3-
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Plum: ...Maria
* one of Oranges bombs goes off in the background *
Everyone: * laughing and wheezing *
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Orange: * playing a game * where the hell is the- hey do you know what this place looks like? Looks like pumpkin hill! * Proceeds to sing the theme song *
Grapefruit and plum: * laughing *
Pear: your a fucking idiot
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Pear: what did the kid online say?
Grapefruit: "I'm going to kill you... then kill you again"
Plum: * laughs *
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Some kid online in a game: IM SO SICK OF FUCKING YOUR WIFE! SHES A TIRED OLD HAG!
Orange: * laughing and talks into his microphone * Sonicfan381, we can makes amends
Sonicfan381: what he fuge- shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVERYONE HAS FUCKED MY WIFE
* everyone on the servers laughs *
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Orange talking to his friends online: SHOOT IT! SHOOT THE FIRE MEN!
* bunch of laughing on the server *
Pear: what?!
Some teen online: I don't think that'll work?!
Sonicfan381: SHOOT IT YOU BITCHES!
* everyone on the server laughs *
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Little apple: oh this? * grabs backpack * this is where I put all of my supplies
Plum: I wasn't asking but thank you for explaining
* orange and marshy laughs *
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* orange and his friends voicing charaters on a show as they watch it *
Orange: MOM! YOU LEFT ME IN THE WOODS AGAIN!
Grapefruit: YEET I got you-
Orange: oh shit I guess I'm captured
Pear: * laughs *
Little apple: welcome to the orgy party
* everyone laughs *