i call my boyfriend mr murphy, excited to tell him about the strange man at the hot dog store
i am immediately greeted by a drunken yell and some burps when he picks up the phone
"where the fuck is my *burrfph* food bitch"
"i am coming home now, i have this hilarious story i want to tell you. so there was this guy-"
"oh you gay bitch. i do not want you talking to other men"
"oh, i wasn't talking to him, but he-"
"shut the hell up and get my food"
he hung up abruptly and i was left silent as i walked my way back home
i've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a bit of a jerk
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jon arbuckle x reader
Fanfictiona very intricate story about a boy who falls in love with jon arbuckle and goes through many mysteries together
