Plea2e dont leavve (erisol sadstuck )

Chapter 25

AN: Okay, so I see a lot of you voted for option 3 so, option 3 it is!
-The ships will be shown to you throughout the rest of the story.
-What? Did you think I was going to tell you all in one chapter? Haha! LOLZ NOPE!!

Onto the story!

Karkats POV:

"M-MORE?"
"Yes."
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY MORE!?"
"Karkat, Please Calm Down. I Will Just Escort You To The Others..."

"Hey, what's going on?" I looked and saw Dave walking out with...a shirtless John?
"EGBERT, WHY ARENT YOU WEARING A FUCKING SHIRT?!"
"Because S-" Dave elbowed him in the stomach.

"Uh...because Dave and I were playing truth or dare...so he made me rip my shirt..."
"That's a terrible dare Davve."
"Dude, he was wearing a Con-Air shirt."
"A Wwhat?"
"Con-Air! The greatest movie ever! Other than Ghostbusters..." John smiled.

"I NOW KNOW THAT DAVE ISNT AS STUPID AS HE LOOKS. I ACTUALLY CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR SMALL IDIOTIC THINK PAN OF COMING UP WITH A GREAT IDEA."
"Heh, thanks."
"Dave!! Karkat!! That was a great shirt!!"

"Um, If I May Interfere With This Topic... Since It Seems To Be About Clothing... Correct?"
"Yeah.."
"John, May I See The Shirt?"
"WE'RE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS WHEN WE HAVE OTHER PROBLEMS AT HAND? KANAYA IM SURPRISED YOUR ACTUALLY TAKING YOUR TIME INTO DOING THIS SHIT CALLED A DISPUTE. ITS IDIOTIC, ESPECIALLY SINCE THOSE TWO BULGE LICKERS ARE IN IT-"
"Here it is!" John comes running out of the room with a ripped up shirt.

"Oh Dear..." Kanaya took the shirt out of his hands.
"Well? Tell them it was awesomeness!"
"Oh, I'm Sorry Jonathan, But This Shirt Is Just... Horrid.."
"Horrid?!" John pouted.
I gave Dave a high five.
"YOU HEARD HER."

"Thanks a lot Kanaya!" Dave smirked.
"That's not nice!" John whined.
"Aw, cheer up Egderp," he put his arm on his shoulder. "I'll get ya' another ugly shirt if it makes you feel better?"
"R-Really!?" He smiled.

"Yeah, whatever." He shrugged.
"Okay, noww that that's outa' the wway...can wwe please go to the others noww!?"
"Oh Yes. Come On. I Brought Rose's Car."

"ROSE CAN DRIVE?"
"But Of Course."
"What? Since when can my sister drive?" Dave crossed his arms.
"For A While. Didn't You Get Ger E-Mail About Three Weeks Ago?"
"Ha, like I use email.."

"Oh..Well We Sent An Email..."
"WELL GOOD FOR HER SO NOW CAN WE FUCKING GO DEAL WITH THIS!?"
"Yes, Let's Go.."

-Time Skip /10 minutes later\
Jades House-

Solluxs POV:

I got to Jades house before them.
Some benefits to being a ghost or whatever the fuck.
I waited in the front of the house for them to come.

About ten minutes later they showed up. KK got out of the car faster than the others.
"WHY ARE WE AT JADES PLACE?"
"Because We Had Decided To Meet Here."
"IM SORRY WE?"

"Everybody.."
"What happened to everyone else?" Dave asked. John was helping Eridan out of the car.
Poor ED... Him and those crutches... I hope he heals up soon.. I just want to hold him.

"That's The Reason We Are Meeting... To Show You All.."
"WWhale lets go inside then.. Wwho exactly is here again?" Eridan tilted his head.
"Every One. We All Had A Group Chat Online."

"UM EXCUSE ME? YOU ALL HAD A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT ME? WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?"
"Does It Really Matter Karkat?"
"Dude, just calm down and let's get inside."

"WHATEVER.."
I walked up behind dave. I tapped his shoulder.
"Do you have any iidea what2 goiing on wiith everyone?"
"No idea.."
"II notiiced.. You guy2 all 2aiid thii2 2tarted happeniing after we came here.."