Jim driving and Jack lying back in the passenger seat with his bare feet out the side window. Jim has his hand outside of the window and is surfing the wind with his hand.
JIM
I can't believe were doing this. It's, it's awesome.
JACK
Feels good?
JIM
Yeah, like I have control again. Like Superman getting his powers back after touching kryptonite. If you could have one superhero power what would it be?
JACK
I would fly, no more planes and no more traffic.
JIM
I would go with invisibility. You could get into everything for free and see anyone naked.
JACK shakes his head.
JACK
What about teleport? You could teleport into a vault steal a million and then teleport away.
JIM
Yeah but they would still see your face and you would get caught!
JACK
Ever hear of a mask and they would never catch me because I can always teleport away.
JIM
Invisibility would be cool.
JACK
What if a girl was masturbating and you assisted her. Do you think she would go with it or run screaming out of the room?
JIM
How could she not be freaked out?
JACK
What if she was using a dildo and you just replaced it with your dick?
JIM
I'm still going to say she would say no to the invisible rape?
JACK
I've always wondered about those peoplewhere a tractor lands on top of them and they get superhuman strength to lift it off them.
JIM
Can you imagine a tractor lands on you and you don't get the right super power instead of super strength you get x-ray vision. You would be like, Damn, I got the wrong fucking super power! This tractor is still on me, but I can see right through it.
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General FictionJim is living a normal life until tragedy changes his life forever. He will have to decide between starting over or continue living in this life of mediocrity.
