The Shop room. Jake, Rich, Jared, and Connor sit before a power miter box. Connor is feeding it wood
Connor: I wonder why Evan didn't wanna take shop class? Cuts out two slabs
Jared: I don't know. He's such a wuss.
Mr. Adler: Passing by Hey! Don't screw around! You screw around too much!
Rich: You know, you guys are totally wrong about Jeremy. Michael is way worse than he is.
Jake: No he's not, dude. Michael's a wuss.
Rich: Dude, if Jeremy and Michael got in a fight, Michael would kick Jeremy's ass.
Jared: You wanna bet?
Rich: Yeah, I'll bet.
Connor: Same.
Jake: How much?
Connor: Five-hundred bucks.
Jake: You're on!
Rich: Hey! Some of us aren't wealthy!
Jared: Lower it.
Connor: Fine. Twenty bucks.
Jared and Jake walk up to Jeremy
Jared: Hey, Jer.
Jeremy: Oh. Hey guys.
Jake: Dude. Michael chooses you. He wants to fight.
Jeremy: He... He does?
Jake: Yeah. He's all pissed off at you. So, will you fight?
Jeremy. Why?
Jared: Because! You have to stand up for yourself! So will you fight him?
Michael is leafing through the scraps
Jeremy: He doesn't look like he wants to fight me.
Rich: Michael, could I talk to you real quick?
Michael: Sure, what's up?
Rich: Now, we're not normally ones to get involved in this kind of thing but, well, we were just standing over by Jeremy, and, he called you a shit-eater.
Michael: He did?
Connor: Yeah. He said you, for a snack, eats little pieces of shit.
Michael: Why would he say that?
Connor: I don't know, Michael, I don't know. But now he's over there telling everybody that you're a shit-eater and he chooses you.
Michael: What?! Well, I'm gonna go over there and-
Rich: Blocks his way No, no! Michael, you can't fight him here; Mr. Adler would just break it up. Tell you what: I'll go tell him you accept his challenge, and set it up for after school today.
Michael: Okay. Flips Jeremy off
Jared: There. Did you see? He just flipped you off.
Jeremy: What a douche!
Jake: He's really got it out for you, dude.
Jeremy: Why?! What did I do?!
Jake: So, do you agree to fight him after school?
Jeremy: I guess so.
Jared: See you there!
Jared and Jake walk away, pleased
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BMC and DEH Oneshots: South Park
RandomJust the characters from Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen in place of the South Park characters