1. Don't ask to pet me (regular)💜💚
2. I'm the Ricky Bobby to his Cal Naughton Jr (Talladega Nights)💜
3. Don't be like Reese Bobby, leave me alone! (Talladega Nights)💜
4. What in tarnation?! Do not pet (Talladega Nights)💜
5. Service Dog (regular)💜
6. Ask to pet me (regular)💜
7. Anxiety alert dog (regular)💜
8. I'm the Zak to his Aaron (Ghost Adventures)💜
9. Ghost Adventures Crew (GA)💜
10. I'm not an orb! Don't stare at me (GA)💜
11. I'm a secret spy (Archer)💜
12. I'm the Archer to her Lana (Archer)💜
13. I'm the Flounder to her Ariel (little mermaid)💜
14. Handler is out of spoons, only dinglehoppers left (little mermaid)💜
15. No spoons, so fork off! (Spoonie)💜
16. If you pet me, she'll kill you (snarky)💜
17. Always keep fighting, and allow me to work! (Supernatural)💜
18. Don't be like Ursula, no bothering me! (Little Mermaid)💜
19. If you pet me, my handler will not be okay! (My Chemical Romance)💜
20. I am enough, let me work! (Supernatural)💜
21. King in training (The Lion King)💜
22. Sweet peter on a popsicle stick, don't approach us! (Supernatural)💜
23. Maybe I need to punch you in the face, don't pet (OUAT)💜
24. My business is making sure her health doesn't go to hell (OUAT)💜
25. Protected by the Dark One (OUAT)💜
26. We are not afraid to keep on living, we are not afraid to walk this world alone (MCR)💜
27. Jesus on ice skates, don't touch me! (South Park)💜
28. I'm a service dog, not man bear pig (South Park)💜
29. If you pet me, I'll rip your lungs out! (SPN)💜
30. Making life pawsible for my handler (regular)💜
31. Asking to pet me is not a good idea (Regular)💜
32. Her life is in my paws (regular)💜
33. You touch me, my handler will throw a fireball at you (OUAT)💜
34. I'm her crutch that she can't walk without (OUAT)💜
35. Petting me comes with a price, dearie (OUAT)💜
36. If I'm alone, it's a problem (Regular)💜
37. Grab my handle and I'll take you to my handler, she's down (regular)💜
38. Petting me is bad form (OUAT)💜
39. I've sworn allegiance to my handler (OUAT)💜
40. Cloaking spell out of order, DO NOT PET (OUAT)💜
