Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont let dabi be a barista

" GET A JOB," Tomura yelled, throwing his shoe at Dabi.

" why?" Dabi asks, dogging.

" because we are trying to save up so we can go to a ski resort, and you are not helping!"

" But I can't do jobs because I'm too edgy and hot topic won't hire me," Dabi says.

" well then go get a job at an off-brand coffee shop or something," izuku says.

" hay, what are you even doing to make money," tomura asks.

" oh, I became a ticktock star," Izuku says. " and toga is working at a Hooters but not serving she is a security guard."

" oh anyway, go get a fucking job," Tomura says, kicking him out of there crappy house.

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" so you wanna work at Starbucks?" the lady says.

" yah"

" why should we hire you."

" because ever since I was little, I wanted to work somewhere I could be rude to people and act dead inside, and the bonus is I get to spell people's name wrong." dabi says.

" wow ok, you are hired," the lady says.

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( time skip)

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Dabi sat bord at his station until some lady who had not had her coffee came in.

" can I like have like a double frap, but instead of milk put water and no whip cream because I am on I diet."

" so you want ice?" Dabi asks

" um, no ice andddddddd like yah no liquid either because you know diet."

" what do you eat?"

" oh, it's like no carb, no fat, and no liquid diet it like really like works," The girl says.

" ok name?"

"it's like Hanna."

" ok, like HNA, your order will be ready down at the end have a day."

" like you too," The girl says, walking off, izuku came snaking in.

" Give me coffee straight black coffee no cream, no sugar no shit ok just the powder," izuku says,

" wow ok, you are a emo in the making," Dabi says.

" Just get me the damn powder," izuku says; Dabi handed the coffee powder to izuku, who ended up going to the table, getting a card out, and started snorting it.

" coke not doing it for you," the girl from before asks.

" shut the fuck up, you twig," Izuku says, throwing powder at her.

" YOU KNOW WHAT this is my kind of job," Dabi says.

" sammmmmmeeeeee, "Sasukesays

" Omg emo boy from that thing."

" We all work here every emo boy ever,"Sasukesays.

" YES"

( sorry it was short)