chapter twenty seven: bros before toes

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sunday, 4:23pm

THE BAND

rogahtaylah26: after a lot of thinking ive decided to be in ur band

freddielovescats: HELL YEAH

brianisnotapoodle: YAYYYYYYY

discodeaks: YES BITCH

rogahtaylah26: but i need a new drum set

brianisnotapoodle: whats wrong with ur current one

rogahtaylah26: it doesnt concern u brian

freddielovescats: i was over at his house and i sat on them and then roger ran up and jumped on them

rogahtaylah26: yep i broke them and also i broke my finger while doing so :)

freddielovescats: rip rogers finger and drum set

discodeaks: rogers so dummy thicc that he broke his own drum set

rogahtaylah26: hey im not dummy thicc

discodeaks: idk u have QUITE the ass

rogahtaylah26: thanks

freddielovescats: am i thicc

discodeaks: of course ur thicc

freddielovescats: yay :D

discodeaks: all four of us are very thicc

freddielovescats: brians not thicc hes a literal twig

brianisnotapoodle: dont be rude bitch

discodeaks: gtg my mom needs my help with dishes

freddielovescats: i love ur mom deaky shes such a fun hoe

rogahtaylah26: dont go deaky :(((((

brianisnotapoodle: deaky u know the rule, bros before toes

freddielovescats: TOES???

brianisnotapoodle: shit i meant hoes

rogahtaylah26: BRIAN HAS A TOE FETISH

brianisnotapoodle: I DONT HAVE A TOE FETISH I JUST MISTYPED

rogahtaylah26: BRO I HAVE A BROKEN FINGER AND I TYPE BETTER THAN U

freddielovescats changed the group name to bros before toes.

discodeaks: ok im back

brianisnotapoodle: I DONT HAVE A TOE FETISH

discodeaks: wtf is happening

rogahtaylah26: oh hi deaks

freddielovescats: guys i spit out my water from laughing at these texts

brianisnotapoodle: im not laughing cause now u think i have a toe fetish

rogahtaylah26: can we focus on whats important here

freddielovescats: what might that be

rogahtaylah26: i dont have a drum set

discodeaks: oh yeah

freddielovescats: deaky we might have to use some money from the fruit snack budget

discodeaks: absolutely not

freddielovescats: but he needs a new drum set

discodeaks: we are not taking money out of the fruit snack budget >:(

rogahtaylah26: brain probably has money

brianisnotapoodle: nope brain doesnt want to spend money

rogahtaylah26: bro ur the only one who has money that isnt in the fruit snack budget

brianisnotapoodle: rog i thought u had money

rogahtaylah26: BITCH I SPENT MY MONEY ON MY FUCKED UP EYEBALLS

discodeaks: WE KNOW

freddielovescats: thats literally all u complain about

rogahtaylah26: brian just pay for the fucking drum set

discodeaks: yeah it can count as a christmas present

brianisnotapoodle: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

rogahtaylah26: thanks broski

brianisnotapoodle: yeah




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