chapter thirteen: Brian Things™

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wednesday, 10:47am

stop making fun of roger

discodeaks: pffffffttt guys guess what

brianisnotapoodle: what

freddielovescats: what

discodeaks: im in biology class rn and i cant stop laughing

brianisnotapoodle: why??

discodeaks: roger sits in front of me

freddielovescats: why is that funny

discodeaks: hes taking notes and highlighting shit and doing all sorts of Brian Things™

brianisnotapoodle: wtf r brian things

freddielovescats: i think u meant Brian Things™

discodeaks: Brian Things™ are when someone is being a nerd/try hard

brianisnotapoodle: whats wrong with wanting to do well in school

freddielovescats: high school is meant for being stupid and ur never being stupid ur just being productive

discodeaks: which is why its called Brian Things™

freddielovescats: also notice that roger hasnt responded to a single one of these texts because hes being a good student

discodeaks: lmao hes actually answering questions and stuff rogers such a nerd

discodeaks changed the group name to roger is a nerd

freddielovescats: hes never gonna respond

discodeaks: i bet he would get mad if we disrupted the class...jk no...unless

freddielovescats: what room number im ready to make some chaos

discodeaks: 206 second floor near the bathrooms

freddielovescats: im on my way and i have the chaos prepared

brianisnotapoodle: yall are about to be suspended

discodeaks: whats ur point

freddielovescats: damn it she wont stop meowing

brianisnotapoodle: im sorry what

freddielovescats: it doesnt concern you dear

discodeaks: wait i thought the plan was for u to just run in to class and be flambouyant and gay

freddielovescats: oops my bad

discodeaks: what did u do

freddielovescats: well i brought my cat and were on our way to ur class

brianisnotapoodle: u brought ur fucking cat to school

freddielovescats: um yeah i brought my cat to school whats wrong with that

brianisnotapoodle: freddie why the fuck would u bring ur cat to school

freddielovescats: are we gonna have a problem

brianisnotapoodle: jesus christ ur dumb

freddielovescats: FIGHT ME HOE

brianisnotapoodle: remind me why im here

freddielovecats: I COULD TAKE UR SKINNY ASS ANY DAY BITCH

discodeaks: freddie class ends in a minute the chaos cant happen

rogahtaylah26: hey guys whatd i miss

freddielovescats: nothing

brianisnotapoodle: freddie was gonna cause some chaos

rogahtaylah26: wtf who named the chat

discodeaks: idk...

rogahtaylah26: u guys r all so rude (except brian)

freddielovescats: ur just now realizing this

rogahtaylah26: i read the previous texts and ur all bitches :)

discodeaks: hehe oops

rogahtaylah26: i wasnt doing Brian Things™

brianisnotapoodle: what the fuck??? how long has Brian Things been a thing???

discodeaks: since like 7th grade my dude

brianisnotapoodle: what?? the?? fuck??

rogahtaylah26: FREDDIE U WERE GONNA BRING UR FUCKING CAT TO MY CLASS WHAT IS WRONG WITH U

freddielovescats: a lot of things honestly



hello children of brisus! I'm so sorry I took forever to get this chapter up. I've been super busy lately but I promise I'll be quicker to write! also thanks for almost 700 reads!!! I had no idea this would get that big! thanks guys xxxxx

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