wednesday, 10:47am
stop making fun of roger
discodeaks: pffffffttt guys guess what
brianisnotapoodle: what
freddielovescats: what
discodeaks: im in biology class rn and i cant stop laughing
brianisnotapoodle: why??
discodeaks: roger sits in front of me
freddielovescats: why is that funny
discodeaks: hes taking notes and highlighting shit and doing all sorts of Brian Things™
brianisnotapoodle: wtf r brian things
freddielovescats: i think u meant Brian Things™
discodeaks: Brian Things™ are when someone is being a nerd/try hard
brianisnotapoodle: whats wrong with wanting to do well in school
freddielovescats: high school is meant for being stupid and ur never being stupid ur just being productive
discodeaks: which is why its called Brian Things™
freddielovescats: also notice that roger hasnt responded to a single one of these texts because hes being a good student
discodeaks: lmao hes actually answering questions and stuff rogers such a nerd
discodeaks changed the group name to roger is a nerd
freddielovescats: hes never gonna respond
discodeaks: i bet he would get mad if we disrupted the class...jk no...unless
freddielovescats: what room number im ready to make some chaos
discodeaks: 206 second floor near the bathrooms
freddielovescats: im on my way and i have the chaos prepared
brianisnotapoodle: yall are about to be suspended
discodeaks: whats ur point
freddielovescats: damn it she wont stop meowing
brianisnotapoodle: im sorry what
freddielovescats: it doesnt concern you dear
discodeaks: wait i thought the plan was for u to just run in to class and be flambouyant and gay
freddielovescats: oops my bad
discodeaks: what did u do
freddielovescats: well i brought my cat and were on our way to ur class
brianisnotapoodle: u brought ur fucking cat to school
freddielovescats: um yeah i brought my cat to school whats wrong with that
brianisnotapoodle: freddie why the fuck would u bring ur cat to school
freddielovescats: are we gonna have a problem
brianisnotapoodle: jesus christ ur dumb
freddielovescats: FIGHT ME HOE
brianisnotapoodle: remind me why im here
freddielovecats: I COULD TAKE UR SKINNY ASS ANY DAY BITCH
discodeaks: freddie class ends in a minute the chaos cant happen
rogahtaylah26: hey guys whatd i miss
freddielovescats: nothing
brianisnotapoodle: freddie was gonna cause some chaos
rogahtaylah26: wtf who named the chat
discodeaks: idk...
rogahtaylah26: u guys r all so rude (except brian)
freddielovescats: ur just now realizing this
rogahtaylah26: i read the previous texts and ur all bitches :)
discodeaks: hehe oops
rogahtaylah26: i wasnt doing Brian Things™
brianisnotapoodle: what the fuck??? how long has Brian Things been a thing???
discodeaks: since like 7th grade my dude
brianisnotapoodle: what?? the?? fuck??
rogahtaylah26: FREDDIE U WERE GONNA BRING UR FUCKING CAT TO MY CLASS WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
freddielovescats: a lot of things honestly
hello children of brisus! I'm so sorry I took forever to get this chapter up. I've been super busy lately but I promise I'll be quicker to write! also thanks for almost 700 reads!!! I had no idea this would get that big! thanks guys xxxxx
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19