monday, 11:26am
stop making fun of roger
rogahtaylah26: guys we have a situation
brianisnotapoodle: if roger starts a convo with "we have a situation" then something is definitely wrong
rogahtaylah26: so u know how in some band rooms there are those cages that store tubas and other instruments...
freddielovescats: roger what did u do
rogahtaylah26: so i climbed inside to avoid having to run laps in pe
discodeaks: of course u did
rogahtaylah26: and i may or may not have accidentally locked myself inside
brianisnotapoodle: roger ur not a tuba last time i checked so why on earth would u go in there
rogahtaylah26: i will do anything to avoid running laps
discodeaks: those cages are only big enough to fit a tuba how tf did u get in there
brianisnotapoodle: its cause hes tiny
rogahtaylah26: my doctor says im supposed to grow soon im just a late bloomer
discodeaks: yeah and maybe ur voice will drop lmao
freddielovescats: yeah rog u sound like a small girl
rogahtaylah26: that doesnt matter rn what matters is that u get me oUT OF THIS FUCKING TUBA CAGE
brianisnotapoodle: roger what class do u have next
rogahtaylah26: lunch
brianisnotapoodle: u have plenty of time to get out
freddielovescats: well none of us have the means to get him out
discodeaks: i have a set of every key the school has
brianisnotapoodle: how the fuck did u get that
discodeaks: i have my ways...
freddielovescats: i have so many questions
rogahtaylah26: guys we keep getting side tracked I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE THEYRE SERVING CHICKEN NUGGETS AND YA BOI DOES NOT WANT TO MISS THEM
brianisnotapoodle: chill bro im on my way to the band room
rogahtaylah26: HURRY UP THE BAND KIDS ARE COMING
freddielovescats: jesus why r u like this rog
rogahtaylah26: IDK BUT THE TEACHER WALKED IN AND NOW IM HIDING BEHIND THE TUBA
discodeaks: u fit in the cage WITH the tuba?! holy shit ur so fucking tiny
rogahtaylah26: dude im supposed to grow and be like 5'10ish hopefully
freddielovescats: imagine if by some kind of magic rogers voice drops like 8 octaves but hes still super short
rogahtaylah26: honestly id rather be tall with a high voice than short with a low voice
brianisnotapoodle: roger im almost there
rogahtaylah26: i accidentally sneezed on the tuba and i think the teacher heard me
discodeaks: u know those band kids like worship the instruments u prob ruined that tuba
brianisnotapoodle: shit theres a whole crowd of kids heading towards the band room i cant get in rog
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19
