(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19
discodeaks: guys i signed up for open mic night at school
freddielovescats: isnt that just comedy and singing
discodeaks: yep
brianisnotapoodle: i hate to break it to u deaks, but u dont sing
discodeaks: i know thats why im doing comedy
rogahtaylah26: dont u have to be funny to be a comedian
discodeaks: hey dont be rude
brianisnotpoodle: did u even prepare any jokes
discodeaks: no
brianisnotapoodle: just look some up and steal them
discodeaks: no thats cheating
brianisnotapoodle: welp ur screwed
freddielovescats: well i assume roger and brian dont want to come watch so ill come
discodeaks: thanks fred
freddielovescats: np broski
brianisnotapoodle: since when do u say broski
freddielovescats: since now u whore
discodeaks: well fred it starts at 6 and i have to be there at 5:45 to check in
freddielovescats: ill be there early to get a front row seat
discodeaks: yayayayayayayayayay
rogahtaylah26: fred please keep us updated on his jokes
brianisnotapoodle: yes please
freddielovescats: will do
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6:09pm
stop making fun of roger
freddielovescats: ohhhh deakys going on stage
brianisnotapoodle: does he look nervous
freddielovescats: omg he somehow projected this pic onto the wall wtf
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rogahtaylah26: of course he did
freddielovescats: bitch his first joke is so bad oh no
rogahtaylah26: what was it
freddielovescats: "what do you call a man with no arms?" "an amputee"
rogahtaylah26: oh no thats bad
brianisnotapoodle: what does the audience think of him
freddielovescats: well some dude in the back threw a pomegranate at him so theres ur answer lol
rogahtaylah26: awww poor deaks
freddielovescats: wtf hes getting his phone out
discodeaks: I CANT THINK OF WHAT TO DO IM PANICKING
brianisnotapoodle: welp i dont have any ideas sorry
freddielovescats: another dude threw a pomegranate at him and it broke his phone
rogahtaylah26: where r they getting these pomegranates
freddielovescats: BRO IM WHEEZING
rogahtaylah26: did deaky do something funny
freddielovescats: HE TOOK SOMEONES PHONE FROM BACKSTAGE
brianisnotapoodle: and??
freddielovescats: HES RICK ROLLING THE CROWD
brianisnotapoodle: wtf is rick rolling
rogahtaylah26: to put it simply, its when u prank someone by telling them ur gonna show them something but instead u show them the song Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
freddielovescats: HE STOOD UP AND SAID "THIS ONES FOR MY BOIS ROGER BRIAN AND FREDDIE" HOLY SHIT
brianisnotapoodle: and to think just 2 years ago he would be too nervous to get up and say his name and a fun fact about himself
freddielovescats: SHIT THEYRE KICKING HIM OUT
brianisnotapoodle: should i call deakys mom
freddielovescats: no its fine were walking to my house since its right by the school
rogahtaylah26: deaky i cant believe u did that
freddielovescats: deakys phone broke so hes gonna use my phone to text rn
brianisnotapoodle: ok
freddielovescats: im so full of adrenaline holy shit- ur bitch deaky
brianisnotapoodle: see i told u signing texts wasnt that bad
rogahtaylah26: this is a different scenario brian
freddielovescats: ahhhhhhh i have so much energy- still deaks
rogahtaylah26: full offense deaky ur the most chaotic perosn ive ever met
freddielovescats: yee yee -deaky again hoes
wow. today this book was number 2 in deacury. holy shit. the fact that my shitty comedy has gotten over 200 reads in a week blows my mind. thanks guys xxxxxxx
