friday, 8:32pm
stop making fun of roger
freddielovescats: HELP
rogahtaylah26: deaky dont make the help! joke again or u get the stabbo
brianisnotapoodle: whats wrong freddie
freddielovescats: im babysitting my neighbors and their bitchass dog fucking BIT my pinky owwwwww
discodeaks: oof
freddielovescats: bro im bleeding ahhhhhh
rogahtaylah26: then put a bandaid on it duh
brianisnotapoodle: no fred u need to clean it then put on a bandaid
freddielovescats: fuCK IT BIT ME AGAIN
rogahtaylah26: just fucking run leave the children behind
freddielovescats: IT WONT STOP BARKING SHIT ITS SO LOUD
brianisnotapoodle: freddie i need u to chill out and go clean where the dog bit u
discodeaks: but is the dog cute
freddielovescats: WHO FUCKING CARES ITS A LITTLE SHIT THATS WHAT IT IS
discodeaks: send pics
freddielovescats: HELL NO IM NOT SENDING PICS I DONT WANT THAT LIL BITCH IN MY CAMERA ROLL
brianisnotapoodle: did u clean where the dog bit u
freddielovescats: yes i did and i put a hello kitty bandaid on it to remind me of my cats
rogahtaylah26: r u good now
freddielovescats: well my hand hurts like hell, the kids are brats, the dog is satan reincarnated, and its a little humid out but other then that im GREAT
rogahtaylah26: well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
freddielovescats: WELL YEAH THIS SIDE OF THE BED HAS A DEMONIC DOG AND A SHITTY PAYING BABYSITTING JOB SO YES ROGER I DID WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED
rogahtaylah26: hey deaky remember when u called fred an overdramatic bitch??
discodeaks: yeah
rogahtaylah26: yeah ur definitely right
freddielovescats: this is why i like cats- they dont need that much attention and theyre chill as fuck
brianisnotapoodle: yeah well most little dogs r assholes
freddielovescats: what do u mean most
brianisnotapoodle: my neighbors dogs named ollie and otto are small dogs and theyre the best dogs ever
rogahtaylah26: i thought u liked poodles
brianisnotapoodle: i dont like poodles cause i always get called one
discodeaks: lol but brian u r a poodle
rogahtaylah26: p o o d l e
freddielovescats: is anyone here good with kids
discodeaks: i am
freddielovescats: idk ur kind of a metaphorical crackhead
discodeaks: when i grow up i want to have an army of children
freddielovescats: alrighty then how do u force them to get ready for bed
discodeaks: u say "hey u need to get ready for bed or im gonna call ur mom and tell her ur not cooperating little assholes"
brianisnotapoodle: yeah do that minus the little assholes part
freddielovescats: thanks for the advice little assholes
rogahtaylah26: when in doubt, cuss people out
freddielovescats: ok the kids are in bed now im finally free
rogahtaylah26: what about the dog
freddielovescats: oh its fine he just pisSED ON THE FLOOR
this is based on true experience. I was actually babysitting tonight and the dog kept fucking biting me and I was bleeding. enjoy xxxxxxx
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19