chapter nineteen: all hail wilf chumbly

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saturday, 6:47pm

spooku scary skeletobs

discodeaks: I FOUND MY TRUE LOVE

freddielovescats: like actually or are you joking

discodeaks: HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF WILF CHUMBLY

brianisnotapoodle: nope

discodeaks: HE IS GOD

rogahtaylah26: what did he do

discodeaks: HE INVENTED CHEESE ON TOAST

freddielovescats: jesus

brianisnotapoodle: if hes ur true love that sucks cause hes a lil dead

rogahtaylah26: whats the difference between "a lil dead" and "dead"

brianisnotapoodle: good question

discodeaks: ALL HAIL WILF CHUMBLY

freddielovescats: what the FUCK is wrong with u

discodeaks: IDK

rogahtaylah26: stop screaming deaks

brianisnotapoodle: hes not screaming this is a text convo

rogahtaylah26: i meant that hes typing in all caps so hes screaming

discodeaks: ILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING AHHHHHH

rogahtaylah26: i like screaming

brianisnotapoodle: we know

freddielovescats: no shit roger

discodeaks: screaming is ur only form of communicating

brianisnotapoodle: i thought u were never gonna stop screaming deaky

discodeaks: oh yeah i forgot

rogahtaylah26: i bet wilf chumbly was a virgin

brianisnotapoodle sent a picture

discodeaks: roger can u do me a favor

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discodeaks: roger can u do me a favor

rogahtaylah26: sure

discodeaks: can u YEET urself off of mt everest

rogahtaylah26: no thanks

brianisnotapoodle: roger arent u a virgin anyway

rogahtaylah26: yes

freddielovescats: so why tf are u making fun of wilf chumbly for being a virgin

rogahtaylah26: good question

discodeaks: guess who just got their calculus test score

brianisnotapoodle: did u pass

discodeaks: haha

brianisnotapoodle: i take that as a no

discodeaks: i got a 69%

rogahtaylah26: so u got a perfect score!

freddielovescats: incredible job!

brianisnotapoodle: dont encourage him

discodeaks: and now the stupid teacher is making me redo it so i have to go to school insanely early ughhhhhhhh

freddielovescats: most teachers are stupid

rogahtaylah26: yeah if they were smart they wouldnt be stuck with a job as a teacher

brianisnotapoodle: u know sometimes i wonder if any of u have brains 



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