saturday, 6:47pm
spooku scary skeletobs
discodeaks: I FOUND MY TRUE LOVE
freddielovescats: like actually or are you jokingdiscodeaks: HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF WILF CHUMBLY
brianisnotapoodle: nope
discodeaks: HE IS GOD
rogahtaylah26: what did he do
discodeaks: HE INVENTED CHEESE ON TOAST
freddielovescats: jesus
brianisnotapoodle: if hes ur true love that sucks cause hes a lil dead
rogahtaylah26: whats the difference between "a lil dead" and "dead"
brianisnotapoodle: good question
discodeaks: ALL HAIL WILF CHUMBLY
freddielovescats: what the FUCK is wrong with u
discodeaks: IDK
rogahtaylah26: stop screaming deaks
brianisnotapoodle: hes not screaming this is a text convo
rogahtaylah26: i meant that hes typing in all caps so hes screaming
discodeaks: ILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING AHHHHHH
rogahtaylah26: i like screaming
brianisnotapoodle: we know
freddielovescats: no shit roger
discodeaks: screaming is ur only form of communicating
brianisnotapoodle: i thought u were never gonna stop screaming deaky
discodeaks: oh yeah i forgot
rogahtaylah26: i bet wilf chumbly was a virgin
brianisnotapoodle sent a picture
discodeaks: roger can u do me a favor
rogahtaylah26: sure
discodeaks: can u YEET urself off of mt everest
rogahtaylah26: no thanks
brianisnotapoodle: roger arent u a virgin anyway
rogahtaylah26: yes
freddielovescats: so why tf are u making fun of wilf chumbly for being a virgin
rogahtaylah26: good question
discodeaks: guess who just got their calculus test score
brianisnotapoodle: did u pass
discodeaks: haha
brianisnotapoodle: i take that as a no
discodeaks: i got a 69%
rogahtaylah26: so u got a perfect score!
freddielovescats: incredible job!
brianisnotapoodle: dont encourage him
discodeaks: and now the stupid teacher is making me redo it so i have to go to school insanely early ughhhhhhhh
freddielovescats: most teachers are stupid
rogahtaylah26: yeah if they were smart they wouldnt be stuck with a job as a teacher
brianisnotapoodle: u know sometimes i wonder if any of u have brains
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19