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hey so in this one it is REALLY important you look at the dates before the messages. it goes date/month/year

okay i hope u enjoy !

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chat name: avengers unite

at 2.43 am 15/1/2020

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Peter Parkour

hypothetically speaking,,,,,

if I drank bleach like a smoothie,,,,,,,

would I die or would my healing factor take care of it????

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the green gentleman

how

how hypothetical are we speaking??

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Tiny Stank

yeesus kid

please don't tell me you actually drank fucking bleach !!

Peter Parkour

mayhaps I did a bad thing...

I just wanted to know what it tasted like !!!

Tiny Stank

youre an idiot

where are you????

Peter Parkour

at May's

I feel fine

I think my super duper healing is handling it !

Tiny Stank

brucie?

the green gentleman

yeah, tones?

Tiny Stank

let's go to May's

the green gentleman

way ahead of you I got everything I need with me

meet me in the garage in three minutes

Tiny Stank

gotchu

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Pete Parkour

I'm f i n e 

whoah maybe not I just felt my insides burning up

yup this is bad im dumb as hecc

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