hello, i'm back after a few days and i just realized
that dalkomm reached 12k reads! honestly whatever
y'all say i'm gonna keep insisting that i don't deserve this amount of recognition. t'may seem small for the
others but it means the world to me so thank you ❤️
and as usual, here is the chapter dedicated to all of
your curiosities. i will answer the questions that you guys have sent me through comments/dm so i hope y'all enjoy this chapter, i guess? also, i might go deep in here so if you feel uncomfortable with it then you can stop reading this and just yeet yourself away 🤡
1. LEE HANA
q: how do you have that much confidence?
— y'all i don't know, honestly. i was born as a very positive person (legend says that i was cracking up when i got out of my mom's womb) but i guess it's
just a way to cope with all my hidden insecurities.
q: send me your kakaotalk, let's be friends.
— i don't give out personal info and you're not cha junho so do yourself a favor and go away before he finds out that you're tryna hit on me you big clown.
q: you're the cutest shit ever i wanna squish.
— thanks, but my boyfriend tells me that almost all the time. it's getting a little tiring too, you know.
q: is your love for junho love at first sight?
— i don't know and i don't really care. as long as i
know deep within myself that i'm only the happiest when i'm with him, it's all that matters. at the end of the day i'm still too whipped for him, anyways 🤷♀️
q: have you ever had any past relationships?
— no, i've been single since my mum freed me out of
her big ass womb. the only relationship i've had was with the palm tree planted in front of my house so?
q: i love you and the person who made you.
— thanks, i love my mum and dad too.
2. CHA JUNHO
q: when are you proposing motherfucker?
— i don't know but i'm sure that author has told you before about us being too young for that so maybe
you should minimize flirtashun for the mean time
and update love league. thank you!
q: why am i always soft for you wtf
— people tell me that all the time, even wooseok got nothing against me, because i'm too lovable i guess?
i mean, at least that's what hana tells me. but i'm not sure so whatever reason you have i appreciate it~
q: would you quit your job in the future?
— i work part time since my parents are both from overseas and i think i'm a little independent to be
able to suffice my own needs and wants. but i have
to graduate too and get a much more decent job so
hana and i would have something to feed out dogs and cats in the future once we finally live together!
q: get me free cheesecake (read: blueberry coffee) because that shit is the bomb!
— i am sorry that you had to learn that from hana,
but trust me my girlfriend is smart. i tried making blueberry coffee once and she said it tasted good,
but it actually tasted like shit. so no, i'm not getting you cheesecake, and no, i'm not giving anything to you for free. although i got a few coupons that i c—
q: do you really like hana?
— i wouldn't ask her to by my girlfriend if i don't.
she's the best person ever, so why would i lie about me liking her? she deserves nothing but the whole universe for being born in this world (i'm whipped).
q: what would you do if hana breaks up?
— i'd probably ask her what's wrong and tell her to explain and maybe when it's better for her to break
up then i'd be okay with that... but that really isn't happening soon since she's too head over heels for
me and we all know that (i'm sorry hana i had to).
3. AUTHOR
q: why did you ruin me with that mf dream?
— hoe stop complaining we all know you wanted the
plot ending to be that way... everybody raise your
toes if you wanted junho to break up with hana 💀
q: how did you come up with this story?
— remember how the story starts with rain pouring
down and hana passing by the cafe, the day i wrote
this in july it was really raining and i found this cute cafe and the barista was super cute too! i thought it would be good to make a writing prompt about it?
q: you said your stories are based on your emotions and personal experiences, do you put yourself in the shoes of the characters?
— no, i don't. as i've said before, i give life to my characters and treat them as real people so i give them their own emotions and stuff. i can relate to
the characters yes, in more ways than one but they
are given their own ways to deal with life, too, but
these are not connected to me most of the time.
q: why do you hate me?
— i'm yoobeanphobic
q: what did i do to deserve this story?
— you were probably a part of the keumvengers in
your past life BRO IDK WHY ARE U ASKING ME
q: can you say a word about sulli's passing?
— i've been against cyberbullying ever since it went
out in the media, and to be honest i can see how sulli had struggled so much in her life because of harsh inhumane criticisms that she received. she made a very tough choice, she just wanted the pain to end.
and no, i don't consider it as suicide, it was murder.
q: how do you find happiness in writing?
— i don't know, i just do. i think writing is an escape from the real world. nine months ago i suddenly just found myself writing and it was very relieving. i was
in the hospital, recovering from attempted suicide that time. i was in a very dark place, too. and i think more than just the medication, writing helped me much more than i can imagine, plus i met you guys.
q: i love you.
— yes i love you too 4000 and u guys know that 🥺
i just want y'all to stay strong and always be happy.
if you need someone to talk to you can just slide in
my dms in here or on twt! you guys are super cool
and amazing and beautiful. i'm very thankful for meeting u guys. i love yall so much, thank you ❤️
until now, it's been your author,
nomnom 💌
DU LIEST GERADE
𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐨𝐦𝐦. / cha junho
Fanfiction"maybe drinking americano everyday isn't as bad as i thought it would be." hana found herself drooling over barista cha junho, but it looks like he's far from complaining about it. lowercase intended.
