Invader Zim x reader oneshots

Neko Zim x reader

"(Y/N) make sure Simba is back in the house by 9 tonight, last time he stayed out all night he became king of the squirrels." "Ok mom" I sat on couch on my phone reading fanfics. I heard my my mom sigh and walk out the door and locking it behind her.

I continued to read fanfics when I heard giggling and hissing. I tilted my head to the side wondering what was going on. Probably Simba trying to get back in, I got up and walked to the back door. I opened it and looked down for Simba, nothing he wasn't waiting by the door. I stepped out and saw a flash of green and orange, Simba is orange but his collar is purple, stepping out the door not bothering to put shoes on and walked slowly towards the bushes "Simba come on it's close to 9, you know mom wants you inside." I heard giggling, I froze "what the fuck was that?" I looked against the house wall and saw my baseball bat next to my bike, wrapping my hand around its smooth handle and sneaking to the bushes. I peered through the branches, Simba was being held by a green dog. "Gir what are you doing?" The green 'dog' looked at me, putting Simba in a cage and flying off with his jet feet. I growled and grabbed my bike and stared off to Gir's residents, aka Zims house. "Zim better have a good explanation for stealing my baby."

Slamming my bike down I rushed up to Zims door ignoring the gnomes trying to grab me. Kicking the door open, "ZIM GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" The computer pips up "Zims down in the base, if you like, I can send you down to him." "Thank you computer, I'd like that very much." Soon the floor under my feet started lowering I smiled but still held my baseball bat tight in my grip no one messes with my babies.

Soon the elevator stopped and the doors opened with a hiss. I walked forward and listened closely, I could hear two voices, growling, and hissing. I kept walking closer and closer to the voices, "Gir set the feline down on the plate form and step away, I will then step here and then my all ready brilliant body will then have, cat like reflexes." He started laughing evilly. I stayed behind a tube and watched Gir place the growling ball of fur in some sort of test tube and walk away. Zim stepping into the opposite tube, grinning. I walked out and watched holding my bat. I ran to the tube holding Zim and raised my bat to smash it open only to be knocked back by a strong wind.

I landed hard and looked at the tube. In the smoke I saw Zim's silhouette, only thing different was two pointed things on his head and, a long like noddle jutting from his back. I looked over at Simba and saw him cleaning himself, I ran to his tube and opened it only for him to jump into my arms I giggled and held him close. "Your always getting into trouble aren't you?" He just purred and injoyed his petting. I looked at the still steamy glass and saw the door slowly opening releasing steam. Simba growled and fluffed up. I got into my best fighting stance I could with a cat. Simba jumped from my arms and ran into the shadows. I just kept my eyes on the tube. Zim stepping out and shaking his head, hearing small curses from him. I watched closely, I started laughing loudly as soon as the noise reached his ears his head snapped up at me. "What is a human doing down here." Zim raged I just shrugged my shoulders and walked close to him and poked him. "What are you doing human stop touching me, I don't want your filth earth hands touching me." I just kept giggling and staring at him "Zim you know what happen right?" "Of course I do, I with my amazing brain, gave myself cat like reflexes from the flea bag." "First of all the 'flea bag' is Simba second, don't talk about him that way, and third that's not the only thing you did." To prove my point I poked his fluffy cat ear, and it twitched with the action. "AHH WHAT HAS THE HISSING LADYBUG DONE TO ME?!?" He screamed and started touching the ears. "Zim again that's not the only thing again." I walked around him and gently pulled his fluffy tail, he hissed and grabbed the tail and turned around he lifted his hand, I saw a glimmer of shiny nails and lifted my arm to protect myself. Clutching my eyes shut I felt a stinging pain in my arm and opened my eyes and saw 3 cat like scratches. Zims eyes seemed to widen even more from their natural state "pfft Zim you call theses scratch's, I've had way worse." I tried lifting the sour atmosphere. "Well Zim I just came to get my cat, which you rudely STOLE from me." I turned on my heal only to be stoped by a hand grabbing my wrist. "Human please stay I don't know why but," he started to trail off, "what?" He mumbled more "Zim come one speak up." I crossed my arms and started down at him "I don't want to be alone will you stay?!?" I stumbled back I started laughing "looks like you got cat like reflexes ears and the tail, but you also must of got Simba trait of always wanting attention and needing someone by them almost 24/7."

Zim just kept looking at the floor his new tail hanging low and his ears on his head. He looked up at me with bright shining eyes. "Zim no, no kitten eyes, stop no." He seemed to open his eyes wider and wined. I sighed "fine Zim but only for a bit." I inched closer to him and his tail seemed to perk up and start waging. I raised my hand only to be meet with Zims head, he started to purr and I giggled. "Zim you really are like my cat." I started petting him and he just kept getting louder and louder. I sat down on the floor and Zim slipped down and practically laid down in my lap and started kneading my sweatpants. His ears where so soft.  I laughed and started to dozy off, I laid back and tried to get comfortable, the computer must have noticed my struggle, and plopped a pillow down under my head. Muttering a small thanks I fell asleep with Zim curled up at my side gently clutching and unclenching my shirt. 

Also this is my cat Simba (1194 words)