Um...Mini Poo?

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So Claire gave Ladypoo a pregnancy test and...it worked? "Um it says that... I am!" Said Ladypoo. "Um... yay?" Said Poo. So then they went into the living room and told Bill and Newpoo. "WHAT!? Umm poos have never made kids before... will it work?" "I don't know." Then Ladypoo started coughing. "Um are you ok?" Asked Poo. Then Ladypoo coughed so hard that she farted. Then every time she coughed, she farted. "Um what's happening?!" Said Claire. "I knew something would go wrong!" Said Bill. Then Ladypoo coughed harder and harder until... she farted and a mINI POO CAME OUT OF HER BUTTHOLE! "AHHH!" Everyone said. "WAAAHH!" Cried the mini poo. "Oh umm... it worked?!" Said Bill. The mini poo was so small and ugly eww! "Um well, that was fast!" Said Claire. "Wait is it a girl or a boy?" Asked Poo. "Um, I think a girl!" Answered Ladypoo. "What should we call her?" Asked Poo. "...MINIPOO!" Answered everyone at the same time. 

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