Homestuck One shots

Gamzee x Reader {Fake Pen Pal}

A/N:Hola~ this was a request for the first requester hope you like it!

You have been pen paling a troll for about 2 years his name was Karkat Vantas in his letters he tends to swear and write in caps but you used to you got used to it over time any way he has been saying that maybe you should both send both your photos of yourselves to each other but in all honesty to didn't really want to not because your photo shy but because well the way you looked, No your not ugly like a monkeys a** no, actually far from it you were like super model good looking you had every thing a girl/boy all the way from the way you wear your hair to the way you walk

But even with all that you had one problem that was finding true love just like every other girl/guy you see every time you got a boyfriend/girlfriend they would only want to get in your pants and it made you sick to stomach any way that's when your best friend Vriska (A/N sorry! If you hate her but I f**king love her if you don't like then choice any troll or human) even though people said she was a Huge b*tch you still found the good in her

Vriska idea was to send a photo of you but make yourself ugly as f**k! And to you that sounded pure genius and so you did but the letters that Karkat Vantas sent you each week suddenly stopped coming 1 week , 2 weeks , 4 weeks , 5 weeks

You were starting to think Karkat stop sending you letters because of the photo you can't believe it! He just like every one else!

When suddenly....

Gamzee P.O.V (Point of View)

I was chilling at my best friends hive when I heard him shouting about something "WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK!!"I heard him scream "Karbro what's all up motherf*cking wrong?" I asked "MY FUCKING PEN PAL THATS WHATS WRONG!!"huh? Something's motherf*cking wrong with his pen pal but they seem to be getting along great before "what's all up wrong motherf*cking with her/him?" I asked "FUCKING UGLY THATS WRONG LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER KNEW SOME ONE COULD BE SO UGLY LIKE LOOK AT THIS!!!" He shouted throwing a photo at me I took a look but it didn't look so bad actually "so what are you gonna all up and do Karbro?" I asked "ASSHAT WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA?! STOP WRITING TO 'IT' AND WRITE TO SOMETHING PRETTY!" I cringed when he call her/him 'it'

It's been like 5 weeks since Karbro wrote to (name) and started writing to some troll named Terzi and I was starting to feel pity for the motherfucker so I come up with a plan I would pretend to be Karbro and wrote to (name) instead!

So I went though the trash where Karbro throw the letters from (name) in and found the latest letter and wrote back to her/him.

Reader P.O.V (Point Of View)

I suddenly got a letter from Karkat saying that he was sorry for not replying so soon and talked about what's been going on at first I thought I shouldn't reply but was I really gonna throw away 2 years of friendship I thought I should reply and also I notice that there was something different with the letter his letters weren't all caps and he was writing in indigo not red and he was using words like 'motherf*cking' or 'all up' a lot and he was calling me 'lil mama' all of started to sound like a friend Karkat once wrote about called Gamzee Makara and his blood colour was indigo and says 'motherf*cking' a lot so that's the main reason why I wrote back

Time skip * 2 years*

Yep you are totally sure that the person writing to you is Gamzee Makara and you were starting to form a crush or flush crush on him even though he most likely saw the photo he was the one who wrote back to you and he was so sweet in his letters unknown to you that Gamzee was feeling the same way he didn't understand why his best friend stopped writing to such a cute lil mama

When suddenly the daydream was over well at least for Gamzee of course he still doesn't know that you know about you were coming to town for a visit and you going to finally met and Gamzee was flipping out thinking you won't hate him for what he did so he went and told Karkat what he did so after about 2 hours the doorbell rang to pair froze

Karkat went to answer the door while Gamzee waited with guilt in the couch with his face facing the floor with shame when Karkat answered the door there was the most beautiful/handsome human girl/guy he had ever seen "so i assume your Karkat?" Said (name) "A-AH YEAH!" He stuttered "SO ARE YOU HERE TO MET ME?" He asked "Something like that and I must say the letters you have been sending me are really sweet" you smiled falsely but of course Karkat didn't notice you knew that the troll on the couch was the one you really wanted to see "A-AH YEAH THANKS" he blush looking away Gamzees snapped eyes open 'did Karbro just take credit for my work!?' And you felt just as angry was he really Gamzees friend? You giggled and walked inside " Any the reason why I'm here is to met you Gamzee"you smiled "HUH?!?! YOU MEAN YOU KNEW!!!!!" Karkat shouted "Yes I did" you smiled "You already figured me out?" Gamzee finally spoke up "yes and your very sweet" Gamzee's face turned bright indigo you giggled at how cute he looked "honk you to lil mama" Gamzees honked you giggled turning red "so Gamzee shall we go on date?"
You asked bravely "Honk lil mama" Gamzee said taking your hand leading out the door

You both totally forgot about Karkat who was in the room the whole time only to say
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"WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPEN?"

A/N : I'm sorry I keep making Karkat the bad guy I swear I will try to make him a good guy!