Them as Things I've heard in school

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All of the peculiar boys as random things I've heard in school-
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Jake: I identify as an attack helicopter

Enoch: What doesn't kill me better get the hell out my way

Horace: LoOk aT aLL tHeSe bEaUtIfUl sTaiNs oN mY hOoDiE, AtLas-

Millard: They call me Y'all diddy dad 'round these here parts.

Hugh: forget the turtles, save the fckn bees.

Victor: KISS my lanky pale fingers, Botch.

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