A/N: I am so sorry for not being active lmao
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Bill
"Because you'll called me dramatic this morning, I'm going to pretend I have a stutter and a lisp for the rest of the day."
Richie
"Stanley Urin is a spicy chicken legend with ketchup and fries. Yes, I meant to say Urin."
Eddie
"Bad grammar gives me asthma."
Stan
"I'm gonna pretend I have a life while listening to my edgy SoundCloud playlist, then I'll sleep."
Beverly
"My hair took me all of 2 seconds this morning, don't fucking touch it."
Ben
"My books arrived today and my inner nerd exploded."
Mike
"Woke up holding hands with the covers this morning *sniffs*, I'm so lonely."
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Mike
"Slowly realising I'm a shitty person, but I shall continue to be an asshole."
Lucas
"Feelings are like Christmas tree ornaments. They dull when shut up, they're amazing when supported right, but I will accidentally break them 5 seconds later."
Dustin
*Turns to crying friend*, "I'm horrible at comforting, but do you want a Ritz cracker?"
Will
"I'm going to go read fan-fiction and dissolve into a pool of self-pity, so guess I'll see you tomorrow."
Max
"I have no interest in having a boyfriend. I have mirrors and a wife, what more could I possibly want?"
El
"Some dickwad slammed my locker shut today and I shouted 'DON'T SLAM MY LOCKER PEASANT' at this tiny Year 7."
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Fanfictioni wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x
