10) Shipping Gups

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Where Kwazii sees Gups in love...

Online: Daredevil_dude, Crunchy_carrots

Daredevil_dude: Hey tweak, where are you?

Crunchy_carrots: in the HQ, why :)

Daredevil_dude: I'm in the launch bay

Crunchy_carrots: are you going out for a ride

Daredevil_dude: yeah...

Crunchy_carrots: and you need me to come and open the Octo Hatch for you ?

Daredevil_dude: well sort of...

Crunchy_carrots: what do you mean sort of?

Daredevil_dude: im finding it kinda hard to approach the gup b

Crunchy_carrots: what :S

Daredevil_dude: Well I think she's - flirting

Crunchy_carrots: ...

Daredevil_dude: shes looking into the gup e's eyes, sorta ... gazing

Crunchy_carrots: gups don't have eyes kwazii

Daredevil_dude: well they're staring into each other's headlights then

Crunchy_carrots: I sometimes worry about your mentality kwazii

Daredevil_dude: they're flirting! theyre sitting right next to each other, really close, and they're flirting

Crunchy_carrots: gups can't flirt kwazii

Daredevil_dude: why not

Crunchy_carrots: well...

Crunchy_carrots: ...

Crunchy_carrots: do not make me explain why two gups cannot flirt

Daredevil_dude: they're now my OTP

Crunchy_carrots: what?

Daredevil_dude: I ship them

Daredevil_dude: I Norwegian Cruise Line ship them

Crunchy_carrots: gups can't date

Daredevil_dude: they're meant to be! look

(Daredevil_dude has sent Crunchy_carrots a picture)

Crunchy_carrots: I just see two gups sitting next to each other

Daredevil_dude: you have no imagination.

Daredevil_dude: they're so obviously flirting

Daredevil_dude: just look at the look in the Gup B' s eyes

Crunchy_carrots: gups don't have eyes

Daredevil_dude: I can't break them up! it'd be like - breaking up Dashi and Shellington!

Crunchy_carrots: they're not together

Daredevil_dude: they will be :)

Crunchy_carrots: right I'm coming down and breaking these 'lovegups' up

Daredevil_dude: noooo!!

Daredevil_dude: you can't!! don't do it tweak!!!

Crunchy_carrots: oh for goodness sake do you want to go out or not?

Daredevil_dude: Is that asking me to date you?

Crunchy_carrots: that's not what we were talking about...

Daredevil_dude: yeah, new conversation entirely...

Crunchy_carrots: go out in the Gup I meant...

Daredevil_dude: I did want to but now I've changed my mind matey

Crunchy_carrots: just apologize to the Gup e then take out the Gup b

Crunchy_carrots: or just cut rudely into their conversation like you did when the Captain and me were talking

Daredevil_dude: I'd go with the first one since I want them together

Crunchy_carrots: you don't want me and the Captain together? not that I would anyway (sorry Twarnacles fans)

Daredevil_dude: god no

Crunchy_carrots: I'm coming down to break them up

Daredevil_dude: nooo!!!

Crunchy_carrots: I'm nearly at the launch bay

Daredevil_dude: you can't stop young love!

Daredevil_dude: they'll never be apart!!!!!

Crunchy_carrots: when did you get so poetic Kwazii

Daredevil_dude: when I saw that these gups are meant to be

Crunchy_carrots: I'm coming down the stairs now...

Daredevil_dude: if you break these gups up I will never forgive you

Crunchy_carrots: eh, I can live with that :)

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