ItsFunneh

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Rainbow: I'm small, but knowing
Funneh: You don't know what the top shelf looks like though
Rainbow: D i e

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Draco: And then I said KNIFE to meet you; it was a funny little pun
Rainbow: You stabbed Funneh! We need to call an ambulance!
Funneh: Don't worry! I'm in a STABle condition!
Draco and Funneh: *finger guns*

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Gold: *sees a bee on Kyran's arm*
Gold: Uh oh
Gold: *picks up newspaper and rolls it up*
Gold: Kyran... stay still
Kyran: ....what?
Gold: *uses newspaper as megaphone* THERE'S A BEE ON YOU

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Funneh: *traps spider under a cup*
Draco: *appears and sets down 2 more cups*
Funneh: Now wait-
Draco: *shuffles the cups*
Funneh: NO

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Gold: Hey, are you single?
Kyran: *blushes* Y-yeah
Gold: *takes away the extra chair in front of him* Thanks

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