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Draco: I would literally still tip the waiter 20% if they murdered me.
Funneh: I would tip more if they murdered you, that's great customer service.

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Funneh: Did you eat all my powdered donuts?
Rainbow: *mouth full of donuts* No
Funneh: Then what's the white powder on your jeans?
Rainbow: Powdered clouds from an invisible rainbow.

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Gold: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!
Kyran: *swallowing the keys* Truly unfortunate.

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Stranger: How tall are you?
Rainbow: Height is a social construct.
Stranger: So you're short.

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Alec: *gets down on one knee*
Funneh: *gasps* Oh my... it's finally happening!
Alec: *ties shoelaces*
Funneh: He finally stopped wearing crocs!

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