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I'm gonna fling myself into a body of water.

The fart sniffer kid keeps on whispering weird ass jokes about Donald Trump and salsa into my ear, and telling me how we're soulmates now.

I'm so fucking confused.

The bell rang and released me from my suffering. I've never ran to my Chemistry class as fast as I have today.
No sign of Pinkie Pie headass.
God bless.

Everything was going great.
The teacher was taking a fat nap, and I was boutta take one too, until someone busted into the classroom with a fucking saxophone.

Oh my fucking god.
Pinkie Pie is a band kid.
And he plays the sax.
i-

He proceeded playing careless whisper as he dragged me to the boy's restroom.
He put his sax down and smirked at me in the ugliest fucking way possible.
He slipped a paper into my pocket, then he whispered something into my ear.

"We're dating now." And before I knew it he dipped out the restroom.

What the fuck.

I looked at the paper and saw that it had his number written on it.

I'm definitely not gonna text that crack-addict.
Damn.

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