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and yess that is a picture of my precious baby.

Lance: the micondria is the power house of the south

Keith: the gates of hell await you!

Lance : OK, I don't know why he said that

Beep

Keith : (with Cosmo on his shoulder) mom I asked you for a frigging parrot and you got me this!...... Where is the North!?

Cosmo : (says nothing)

Keith : SEE IT DOESN'T EVEN FRIGGEN WORK

Beeeeeep

Lance : I don't know I'd rather stay at home and watch nexflix because I'm just quirky like that.

Game show guy: incorrect the answer bi

Beeep

Pidge : this bish empty. (throws bottle) YEET

Beep

Keith : they say you can't do anything without college. I DON'T NEED NO DEGREE YO BE A CLOTHING HANGER. ( becomes a clothe hanger)

Beep

Lance : WHAT WAS THE REASON WHAT WAS THE REASON BISH

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